The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted, the peace didn't last forever though.

 

I wish to be a ninja.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I'm the one that taught you your ninja skills, and now you owe your life to me. So I use that factor to clone you and use your clones to take down FractaLuna's army once the peace ends.

 

I wish I had a stealth boy from Fallout to sneak in and assasinate FractaLuna when fighting breaks out so I could order the guido army to kill themselves to stop the plague of stupidity from spreading across the universe.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but I pass the perception check, de-aggro Luna with a diplomacy check, and command the guidos to kill themselves.

 

I wish the real world worked on die rolls.

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Granted, but it only uses the d3 and a roll of a 1 is an automatic failure.

 

I wish that my robot body could avoid all of this moon conflict.  All I want is the destruction of the pigeons!  Nothing more or less.

[Erza 581]

granted, now the eagles will poo in your robot.

i wish that i meet fluttershy. she is soooooooo cute :3

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

Granted, but she is scared of your mask.

 

I wish the Battleship Pony's energy beam could destroy the human race, causing ponies to become the dominant race of the universe.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but when antismurf9001's robot gets pooed on by eagles, It self destructs and the universe blows up.

 

I wish I had some mother darkness to put on my dogtag fist do I could lower fracta's perception and succesfully assassinate him.

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, yet as you are now a Bionicle you are discontinued and replaced by some lame new Lego line.

 

I wish for 2 gold doubloons.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS8ZQ0p2bGQ

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

Granted, but the universe had been blown up, so he's already dead.

 

I wish that my previous wish became null and void.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, so anonymous hacks into your account and replaces your previous wish with a death wish and now you're dead.

 

I wish you were alive so I could keep corrupting your wishes.

[Colt 555]

Granted but now you are he and he is you 

 

I wish I was Mr T. fool

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I decided to skip the Mr T. part and just make you a fool.

 

I wish the school breakfast muffins didn't taste like crap and smell like frozen microwaved french fries.

[Flicker 141]

Granted, but they are plastic doubloons.

I wish people were okay with alicorn Twilight.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. But you don't get to watch the show when she changes or any episode after that.

I wish for more CMC episodes

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, schools stop selling food altogether. Millions of kids starve. (I know that taste though.)

 

I wish I had a bowl of soup right now.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Granted, schools stop selling food altogether. Millions of kids starve. (I know that taste though.)

 

I wish I had a bowl of soup right now.

Granted, but while you eat it you're constantly yelled at by Gordon Ramsay

I wish Doom 4 would come out.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it turns out Disney secretly made it. I think you know what it'll be like.

 

I wish my hairdo would be a bit less fugly.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but in the spirit of Duke Nukem, it sucks.

Edit: NINJA'D! Curses!

Granted, but it catches on fire.

 

I wish for a taco

Edited January 15, 2013 by FractaLuna

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but it is so spicy, it kills you.

 

I wish for 'New Born Cuties' to not suck so bad.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. <Insert acronym that also means CMC here>

 

I wish I had 1000 dollars.

[Rocco 567]

granted! but they are all marked bills and you try and spend them but are quickly tracked down and jailed for the armed robbery of a pet store

 

i wish it would quit raining.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It starts raining ice cubes instead.

 

I wish for the hot to return to the desert.

[K3WRO 79]

Granted, Now the desert is inhabitable because it's now 500 degrees Celsius, along with the rest of the world with all the heat being sucked to the desert.

 

 

I wish I had a talking pony as a pet, So I can share my dreams and desires to something because cat's can't talk and I don't trust Humans

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but it joins a evil cult and takes over the world.

 

 

I wish for eight Melodies.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. They all sound the same and are off key.

I wish dramatic music played wherever I went.