The Corrupted Wish Game

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but it is stolen by screaming children who all get epic sugar rushes.

 

MT wishes for 1,000,000,000 dollars in legal, non taxable money.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it's in pennies. And it's delivered to you in a large box that falls on you.

 

I wish I had the 1,000,000,000,000 pennies that just killed Muffin Thief.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but its tax season, and you lose all of your money!   (on the bright side, you have $10 left)

I wish the Half Life 2 Episode 3 is released, because its Gabe delayed it over and over!

Edited March 29, 2013 by soniccam1

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, but it was completely rushed and gotten negative reviews.

 

I wish MST3K would come back on TV.

[not_a_name 53]

Granted, but the U.S. banned TVs for ever

 

I wish i could fly

[CubicGaming 2]

Granted, but you can't figure out how to land properly, and end up crashing every time.

 

I wish for (MLP) ponies in real life.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Granted, Mini Lumpy Penguin ponies are now real. But they have a live span of 1 second and have become extinct


I wish for super powers 

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted. You can now talk to fishes and hop like a little bunny rabbit.

 

I wish Nikola Tesla  was still alive.

[Eureka 1,119]

Granted, but she takes the life form of a squirrel.

I wish my mom would by me magical delicious chocolate cookies that I can only eat

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but it tastes like somebody who hasn't taken a bath in 3 days. Or a hobo who likes to wash her hands in goo.

I wish that Spongebob was canceled. FOREVER!! 

Edited March 30, 2013 by soniccam1

[Eureka 1,119]

Granted, now sponge bob is real and annoys you for the rest of your life.

I wish I liked soda. it would make my life easier

[not_a_name 53]

Granted, but you just got allergys to everything in all sodas(it was the best I could come up with) =)

 

I wish i had a super computer

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Granted but it burst into flames every five minutes

 

I wish mlp merch was cheaper

Edited March 31, 2013 by pokesonicfan11

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but the merchinice prices become larger.

I wish that windows 8 has preloaded MLP episodes in it.

[Shift 4,272]

Granted, but Hasbro demands you to give them all of your money.

 

I wish I lived in Equestria.

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

Granted.

You appear in Equestria as a changeling.

Before a mob of villagers.

All carrying torches and pitchforks.

Better start running.

 

I wish there were more hours in the day to get everything done.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, but now you do nothing at all.

 

I wish the Wii-U didn't had a crappy launch.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but the Wii-U was poorly made.

I wish there were OVER 9000 posts in this forum.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, but it destroyed the internet in the progress.

 

I wish people stopped hating Diamond Tiara.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Granted but now they hate Rainbow Dash.

 

I wish Muffin Thief was cured of his nefarious thieving ways.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but he still wants to take over the world.

 

MT wishes for an actual army.*

 

 

*Must not include any wheels.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they're all immensely incompetent.

 

 

 

I wish to be in New Zealand.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but the flight cost too high thanks to Microsoft Sam (A text-to-speech guy) creating a rocket ship to Thunderbirds101 TV studios in space.

I wish that this wouldn't have happened to the last person who made this wish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but your vagueness causes the universe to implode.

 

 

I wish to have more time off.

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Granted, but your time at work is grueling and involves you getting raped twice every time.

 

I wish what I just said wasn't so gross.