The Corrupted Wish Game

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you never see them again after that day.

 

 

 

I wish that more people would give ponies a chance.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

granted, they now have pet ponies on farms.

 

 

i wish my sonic screwdriver was real, not a toy, but really real.

[StorchTheColt 0]

Granted, but you forgot to pay your electric bill and have no money.

 

 

 

I wish I had human Fluttershy to hug when I'm sad.

[Colt 555]

Granted but her skin is covered with sharp nails and she smells 

 

I wish I didnt have to work until 11:30 pm

[Half-Note 273]

Granted, you now work 24/7

 

I wish I was Eminem's son.

[Colt 555]

Granted but then you were adopted by Michael Jackson

 

I wish I could eat jewels 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, enjoy proposing to your lady on an empty stomach.

 

I wish I hadn't given up guitar.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but you are addicted to a drug called guitar.

 

 

 

I wish that Derpy was one of the mane 6

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but she is given a new names and doesn't have the derp-eyes anymore.

 

 

 

I wish that I could murder Rupert Murdoch.

Edited April 10, 2013 by Otakulord Rainbow Izumi

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but it was Konata in disguise.

 

I wish i had a chocolate cake.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's covered in flies.

 

 

 

I wish that I could transform myself into a mahou shoujo whenever I wanted to.

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted but i don't know what that  is so now you're a marshmellow which pinkie eats without hesitation.

 

I wish i hadn't turned down those flying lessons because of my fathers paranoia.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but you crash

 

 

 

 

I wish that I was stronger.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you now don't know your own strength so you break everything you touch

 

 

 

I'm going to recycle one of my previous wishes, since Lightning Spark didn't get it:

I wish that I could transform myself into a mahou shoujo magical girl whenever I wanted to.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but your magic is in belly dancing.

 

I wish that everyone was a Trixieist.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. This ends with a Highlander style bloodbath as everyone believes themselves to be the greatest and most wonderful. The high tensions and catty behavior crossed with a severe lack of ethics means that the heads quickly roll.

I wish that I will really enjoy the next couple of days as I will be spending them in Inverness.

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted but days turn into weeks and weeks into months in reality you've simply just gone mad and you're living in your own happy world but in the real world you'll be doing this for the next couple of days.

 

I wish for the last corruption to happen but with the after-math resulting in me being the last of the immortals muahahahaha!!!!

 

"Granted. This ends with a Highlander style bloodbath as everyone believes themselves to be the greatest and most wonderful. The high tensions and catty behavior crossed with a severe lack of ethics means that the heads quickly roll."< Referring to this

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You win by decapitating all the other Trixie fans and gain their power. You feel great, magnificent, almighty and powerful!
Then I come around and barbeque your arse!

I wish I could really brohoof Lightning Spark for his awesome post!

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but you end up brohoofing him too hard and he fall in to a volcano. Whoops.

 

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Mach Style 34]

Granted, but now your so busy that you dont even have time to eat, sleep, or live life. You may not surrvive

 

 

I wish my wish wasnt corruptable.

[Hay Lin 38]

Granted, now anything that crosses your mind is now a wish.

 I wish that everyone was happy that Twilight is a non-mary sue alicorn.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but people just complain that she is an alicorn.

 

 

 

I wish that someone would respond on Facebook when I /) someone.

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

granted, you get what seems to be a bunch of other brohooves always spamming your facebook you get so pissed of that you now receive nothing but " /) " you delete your facebook with the end result being random bronies constantly knock on your door for nothing but a brohoof, your desire for a replies has brought forth hoofaggedon, well done for ending the world we live in!   

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but since there as no wish to grant you've created a paradox. You fail.

 

 

 

I wish that I lived in New Zealand.

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted but as soon as you set foot in your new home you have a stroke and die.

 

I wish to make another time paradox