The Corrupted Wish Game

[Pony Flutters 535]

Granted, but they now leave an itching sensation that'll last a very long while.

I wish to have a pony.

Edited July 18, 2017 by Floyd

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but it's Diamond Tiara before she turned nice!

I wish I had a platypus! 

[Widdershins 9,960]

Granted, But they don't do much.

 

 I wish it would rains forever and gets humid constantly!

[Will Guide 21,360]

2 minutes ago, Widdershins said:

Granted, But they don't do much.

 

 I wish it would rains forever and gets humid constantly!

Hey! You got the reference! Did you watch Phineas and Ferb too?

Granted, but now all electronic devices, especially ones used to reach the Internet can never be used again!

I wish I had Miss Frizzle as my Teacher back in grade school!

[Widdershins 9,960]

@WiiGuy2014  Oh, a good portion of what I think must have been the first season, back when I still had a television!

  The picture does rather help the reference there too!

 

   Granted, but you have to be the Arnold of the group. No one likes Arnold, not even Arnold! Of course, this also means you have to be the guinea pig whenever the class needs a body to drive a bus down or some shmuck to throw into the now-oversized car pistons. You know what, here, I'm sending you a red shirt to wear too, might as well!

  Sigh... I remember Janice, his cousin/sister. Just the absolute most abusive cartoon character ever. Nice hair though!

 

  Wish I could change my hair color/style at will!

[Will Guide 21,360]

5 minutes ago, Widdershins said:

@WiiGuy2014  Oh, a good portion of what I think must have been the first season, back when I still had a television!

  The picture does rather help the reference there too!

 

   Granted, but you have to be the Arnold of the group. No one likes Arnold, not even Arnold! Of course, this also means you have to be the guinea pig whenever the class needs a body to drive a bus down or some shmuck to throw into the now-oversized car pistons. You know what, here, I'm sending you a red shirt to wear too, might as well!

  Sigh... I remember Janice, his cousin/sister. Just the absolute most abusive cartoon character ever. Nice hair though!

 

  Wish I could change my hair color/style at will!

Yeah, I'm a huge fan of Phineas and Ferb.

Well, I do have the glasses and worrying attitude Arnold has. 

Granted, too bad you can only change it to AWFUL color/styles!

I wish I could have been a professional YouTuber, making videos and stuff!

Edited July 19, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Patty Thundersnow 4,169]

Granted, but you cannot make money off of them.

I wish that it would snow right now.

[Widdershins 9,960]

Granted, but you have to be Linkara.

  Which means regularly scheduled bouts with fighting giant robots & eldritch inter-dimensional gods that eventually consume your body from the inside out. And, of course the worst part... Reviewing Marville!

 

  Wish mobile games weren't such absolute, dead-end garbage.      Well, least this one has dragons, dragons can't possibly be lame!

 

  Edit: Darn, simultaneous posting!

  Granted, but now this means you have to have Elsa as a roommate. She's very moody.

Edited July 19, 2017 by Widdershins

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, the mobiles never existed in the first place.

I wish there were less people in the night online here then in the day. 

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

I wish The Internet and Social Media didn't exist so that... PEOPLE CAN GO OUTSIDE AND PLAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! 

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Edited July 19, 2017 by ZethaPonderer
If you take this seriously, then wow. You truly have zero common sense despite me exaggerating my wish XD

[Hierok 11,831]

3 minutes ago, ZethaPonderer said:

I wish The Internet and Social Media didn't exist so that... PEOPLE CAN GO OUTSIDE AND PLAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! 

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why didn't you grant my wish? 

Granted, but sunlight becomes radio active, so everybody has to stay inside

I wish my leg didn't hurt so much.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,607]

Isn't sun already radioactive? ozone just protects us from it?

Granted, you now don't have a leg. I wish my wish would be granted   :3

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

1 minute ago, Hierok said:

Why didn't you grant my wish? 

Granted, but sunlight becomes radio active, so everybody has to stay inside

I wish my leg didn't hurt so much.

Urgh... Fine. Wish granted. Night-Time will come as long as you command it. So you wield the power to control the night and use it to frighten people so that they don't ever come out and play. But beware, since you wield the power of Luna you must face the Night Alicorn Luna and beat her down to the ground everyday. If you don't you get to be her sex slave for eternity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As for your leg, wish granted. You now have a reconstructed leg capable of growing or shrinking as long as you will, and shooting lasers. But beware, you must feed your leg protein. If you don't, it shoots you down at your groin. Good luck with your wishes. *insert evil laugh* 

 

I wish for radioactive materials in the world to disappear forever so that I enjoy my day.

4 minutes ago, The Cerberus said:

Isn't sun already radioactive? ozone just protects us from it?

Granted, you now don't have a leg. I wish my wish would be granted   :3

Your wish is granted. It was never real so it was never granted. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but you'll be locked up in your room for eternity. 

I wish it would be easier for me to go to a convention. I really wonder how it is like. 

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

10 hours ago, Hierok said:

Granted, but you'll be locked up in your room for eternity. 

I wish it would be easier for me to go to a convention. I really wonder how it is like. 

Hehehehehehehehe. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Wish granted Hierok. You'll wear a specific cosplay outfit that'll let you teleport to any convention you desire, but there is one catch. It's your worst pony's cosplay which you can only take off by pissing all over yourself in front of the entire crowd like a fountain. Otherwise, the cosplay's stuck with you... FOREVER.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

I wish there was a way for me to unlock my room. Perhaps a skeleton key? .

[Patty Thundersnow 4,169]

Granted, but the key breaks after one usage.

 

I wish that owls and penguins were more popular.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, they are now more popular, but only by hunters. I know that it is a bad thing, but I can't come up with anything else.

I wish animals weren't killed cause humans are having joy killing them. 

[Will Guide 21,360]

@Hierok

Granted, but now it's humans who are being killed because animals are having fun killing us and not just for the natural order of survival.

I wish I had a special camera phone that shows exactly what it's pointing at used to look like in the past based on its setting. Ex: Go to Disneyland, set the phone to opening day in 1955, and see what it looked like over 60 years ago in as you move around.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but you get so caught up in the camera that you forget to life.

I wish I had a computer for my own.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but it's from the early 80's and only uses BASIC!

I wish I had a dollar for every complaint I've ever heard from my brother, "Sir Lances-Complains-alot!"

 

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but your brother never had complained in all his life and he gets a dollar from you every time you wake up.

I wish Hasbro brings back Grogar to the show.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but he's only in it for 30 seconds!

I wish I could swap bodies with others!

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but you become the derp version of the bodies you swap with.

I wish I could draw properly.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you never have the time to do so.
 

I wish I didn't have regrets =w=

 

[Mirage 24,770]

Granted, but now you run amoke naked through the mall.

I wish Bandai would remaster Xenosaga for PS4.