The Corrupted Wish Game

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted! BUT you have to work more hours at work for not being sick.

I wish I could play all instruments

Edited April 18, 2018 by Messy Mane

[Rising Dusk 28,863]

Granted, but you can only play them all at the same time.

I wish everypony have a good day!

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted, but we're humans, not ponies! 

I wish that I was finished with High School.

[TBD 17,272]

Granted but you didn't  get to graduate and have to start over

I wish i can see the future. 

 

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

2 minutes ago, Recherche said:

Granted, but we're humans, not ponies! 

I wish that I was finished with High School.

granted but you have to work at Walmart after high school

I wish that I had soup

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted, but it doesn't have any broth! 

I wish that the poster below me wished that I posted!

[TBD 17,272]

granted I'll wish you to post but you got banned for posting

I wish to live in  the wood (prepared). 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.. you're now a termite.

I wish I had other forms of slime to be o3o

 

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted!...BUT! You must rename yourself "The_Slime"

I wish for a new forum meme o3o

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it becomes super popular, and you end up forgotten because of it D:

I wish I could lay around the house for a few days =w=

 

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted! BUT you are turned into furniture.

I wish for somebody to toucha my spaghet.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,231]

Granted! Your rival touched your spaghetti!

I wish somepony prospose to somepony! and i'll get to watch! 

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted! BUT they soon divorce D:

I wish for a cake donut

[TBD 17,272]

granted but I ate it

I wish I can travel over to europe. 

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, you're dropped in the Mediterranean Sea. :3

I wish that I am not dizzy anymore!

Edited April 19, 2018 by Wannabrony

[Nightfall Gloam 18,293]

Granted but now you need to drink lots and lots and lots of water.

I wish the Xbox One gave me a reason to buy it. I want to play on every game system, but, I don't really see much appeal in much of its exclusives.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,231]

Granted! But the Europeans still hates germans!

I wish that pirates and skellies! Join force to fight the zombie pirates! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they're all robots... and it's a carnival ride D:

I wish people could do skyrim shouts o3o

 

[Prometheus 3,042]

Granted! But the shouts are like this...

Spoiler

 

 

I wish for a giant bottle of Vodka.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,231]

Granted! but the Giant bottle of vodka is too strong for you!

I wish for an ice cream!

[TBD 17,272]

granted, "IT"  will be waiting for you and is ready to make you scream.

I wish that mythical creatures are real. 

 

 

 

 

[Will Guide 21,371]

2 minutes ago, TBD said:

granted, "IT"  will be waiting for you and is ready to make you scream.

I wish that mythical creatures are real. 

Granted, but everything goes back to medieval times, including the technology.

I wish I actually jump as high as Mario can.

[TBD 17,272]

granted but you didn't see a bridge above you and you crushed into it. RIP

I wish  I can travel to different galaxies and see different species. 

 

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted, but it takes several lifetimes just to get to them! 

I wish that wishing was not wishing.

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

Granted, but your wish wish he's wishing you've wished about wishing about FISHES!

I wish I can talk to someone without stuttering.

Edited April 19, 2018 by Salty French Unicorn