The Corrupted Wish Game

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you can't wake up from your sleep.

I wish for a cherry lollipop 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... you're not a sucker :V
I wish I was part jewish =w=

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your bar mitzvah isn't as fun as everybody else's. =w=

I wish I could bring my phone to school and play games all day long

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you failed all your classes

 I wish I have a batcave like batman. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT now you must become a weak poor washed up version of batman lel

I wish I was spiderman

[Rising Dusk 27,808]

Granted, but the mutation will eventually turn you into Manspider.

I wish it were Friday.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT in a different country. o3o

I wish for a weiner dog o3o

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you got yourself a understandment of a dog's reproduction anatomy.

I wish for some burgers. 

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT they're from McDonald's

I wish for a corn dog

[Longhaul 6,873]

Granted.  It's an actual dog with a corn cob for its body.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but it's baker's chocolate!  Seriously, that shit's nasty.

I wish for @Longhaul to react to this post with a shrug because he has no idea why I mentioned him in this wish! 

Edited April 25, 2018 by Recherche

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

Granted! You get a 1 year spoilt chocolate bar! 

I wish for a good sleep ^^

1 minute ago, Recherche said:

Granted, but it's baker's chocolate!  Seriously, that shit's nasty.

I wish for @Longhaul to react to this post with a shrug because he has no idea why I mentioned him in this wish! 

And NOT to be Ninja-ed again!! 

[Longhaul 6,873]

speaking of ninja-ed...

 

2 minutes ago, Recherche said:

Granted, but it's baker's chocolate!  Seriously, that shit's nasty.

I wish for @Longhaul to react to this post with a shrug because he has no idea why I mentioned him in this wish! 

*shrugs hips* Granted.

I wish for a piece.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you missed out on the whole! 

I wish for the next poster to use a bunch of Mauds! 

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

Granted! 

I wish I had a wish to wish

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, the but the corruption corrupts it! 

I wish that you couldn't corrupt this wish!

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but corruption is overrated anyways.  

I wish that I can understand why a baker's dozen is 13.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you have to use a link to find out! 

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/Bakers-dozen.html

I wish that @Wannabrony would read this!

[Wannabrony 11,640]

1 minute ago, Recherche said:

I wish that @Wannabrony would read this!

 

Granted, I just did!  

I wish @Recherche would also read this!  

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted! I just read your comment! 

I wish that I could order a pizza... with pineapple. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you get one with pineapple and no meat o3o

I wish I had more time to laze about the house =w=

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you just drank 3 cans of Red Bull, so now you can't rest! 

I wish that I didn't post this comment!

[Rising Dusk 27,808]

Granted, but now only you will remember all your posts. 

I wish to be in a different time zone. 

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but youre surrounded by dinosuars!

I wish that I could see the attic before I have to keave tge house (cuz Im moving)

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Granted, but then you get trapped in the attic!

I wish I could establish a Soviet nation in Equestria