The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

(MTG ftw,i knew its ways already though so you got me good)
Granted,but its not released where you live(i won't corrupt this actual episode since i'd like to see it)

i wish wizard/witch hats were in fashion all year round instead of halloween-only

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Granted, but you have to put up with seeing the tacky, weird cheap wizard/witch hats and costumes you can get for $2.00 

I wish Nightfall Gloam was canonologically Trixie's brother now.

[Will Guide 21,360]

10 hours ago, Nightfall Gloam said:

Granted, but you have to put up with seeing the tacky, weird cheap wizard/witch hats and costumes you can get for $2.00 

I wish Nightfall Gloam was canonologically Trixie's brother now.

Granted, but now the cynical side of the fanbase hates you.

As @Cute Little Baby Dashie's biological father, Windcharger, I wish I was never killed by Timber Wolves.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But you end up being a terrible father.

I wish the person above me would fall in a mud puddle.

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

5 hours ago, Panzy said:

Granted. But you end up being a terrible father.

I wish the person above me would fall in a mud puddle.

Wholly Windcharger does fall into a mud puddle       

 

And he emerges a changed pony!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   What Little Pony  changed to the same color as pee

Wholly Windcharger  Squarepants Pony!

Loyal and 20% cooler in the past was he

Wholly Windcharger  Squarepants Pony!

Full of rage for what you have done, he is about to give you a Dish

Wholly Windcharger  Squarepants Pony!

If this is not what you wanted maybe you should have made a BETTER WISH!!!

Wholly Windcharger  Squarepants Pony!

 

Now that that is out of my system, I wish Princess Luna and other Night themed MLP characters where in the Guardians of Harmony fan collection series

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, the creator doesn't know who they are and ends up mixing them up during painting.

I wish I could master at least one martial art.

 

On 7/28/2018 at 10:26 PM, The Blueberry Writer said:

-snip-

[Prometheus 3,038]

Granted, but you'll never be able to master anything else.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.  

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

2 hours ago, SnekEater said:

Granted, but you'll never be able to master anything else.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.  

In front of you is giant sold carbon matrix based material that was designed to look like the words "Incorruptible Wish"  It is you new home now because it landed on your old one and destroyed it along with every Pizza Hut that existed in the country you are in XD

 

I wish it was I had the most advanced external hard drive ever XD

[CypherHoof 26,482]

16 minutes ago, The Blueberry Writer said:

I wish it was I had the most advanced external hard drive ever XD

Your wish is granted; from a far distant future, comes the ultimate external hard drive; using quantum technology, it can store entire simulated universes down to quark level, with access times in picoseconds and bandwidth expressed in numbers that require exponential notation. compatible with every device ever made, it can automatically reconfigure itself to the file formats and optimal transfer methods, yet is only the size of a modest suitcase and easily portable via the attached handle.

Requires around 3-4 pounds of degenerate matter from a neutron star as a power source (not supplied)

I wish Brony conferences wouldn't keep shutting down now I am getting into the community...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but a million tiny ones pop up all over and take all your money because you go to every single one.

I wish it was cheap to get to europe and back o3o

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, but the tickets are always fully booked

i wish bacon was a salad

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, Sunset shimmer becomes a salad before your very eyes o3o

 

I wish there would be more canon stories of Shimmer/Glimmer working together to say the day / teach the moral

o3o

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted, but they teach the moral by showing you what to avoid(being a bad example)

i wish my plants hadn't withered while i was away

[TBD 17,254]

granted but it got evaporated instead

I wish for a greenhouse.

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted,your house is painted green

i wish i had faithful minions doing my bidding

[TBD 17,254]

granted but at the end they all ended up hating you and murder you.

I wish some people could just speak loud and clear. 

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

GRANTED, EVERYONE SPEAKETH TO THEE IN THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!!!

I wish everypony spoke in rhymes(zecora style)

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but if mentioning the word "orange", then your wish will surely be scanted.

I wish there's something to rhythm with orange

Edited August 3, 2018 by TBD

[Guest]

Granted! Now every word ends with "-ange".

I wish bags of chips didn't contain so much air.

[DJShy 873]

Granted: Now chips no longer come in bags full of air. They come in boxes full of air.

 

I wish I didn't live in a town where I can almost get run over on three separate occasions in the same day because geriatric old farts and "donkeys" don't know how to read traffic signs.

[TBD 17,254]

granted, hope you like the desert

I wish I have a impressive memory so I don't have work as hard to memorize things

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
but you remember only things you wanted to forget D:

I wish more people would watch this o3O
 

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/6nCKB1YXevA

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but they got bored on the first 5 second of the video

I wish I can make animation video. 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, but you can't upload it anywhere

i wish this thread wasn't burried in the second page of the forum games

[TBD 17,254]

granted it got buried in the last page of the forum games instead.

I wish august and september would never existed.