The Corrupted Wish Game

[Windy Breeze 15,189]

Granted but you will be either hunted by the government or will never find your way back home. 

I wish I turn into a pegasus pony (Windy Breeze) 

[Will Guide 21,360]

9 hours ago, Windy Breeze said:

Granted but you will be either hunted by the government or will never find your way back home. 

I wish I turn into a pegasus pony (Windy Breeze) 

Granted but you can't fly.

I wish I could be as buff as in this picture.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but you can't comfortably fit through any doorways or into any vehicles.

I wish the lights in my computer case would work properly 100% of the time.

[Will Guide 21,360]

39 minutes ago, DixonTheAdversary said:

Granted, but you can't comfortably fit through any doorways or into any vehicles.

I wish the lights in my computer case would work properly 100% of the time.

Granted but everything else about your computer doesn't work.

I wish I could actually shapeshift like a Changeling.

[Woohoo 34,166]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into post Season 6 Chrysalis.

I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Edited June 19, 2020 by Woohoo

[small-Magnum 19]

Granted, but you can't carry all of it yourself and you have no one else to help you carry them.

I wish 2020 can end painlessly.

[Woohoo 34,166]

Granted, but all the pain rolls over into 2021.

I wish for Hazbin Hotel episode 2.

[small-Magnum 19]

Granted, but now you have to wait another year for episode 3.

I wish I can stay awake with less sleep

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but your health has deteriorated due to lack of sleep.

I wish I knew how to fix everything.

[small-Magnum 19]

Granted, but you can only fix one thing of your choice once a month.

I wish that people stop hating on each other and start tolerating.

[TBD 17,254]

granted, so they stop caring.

I wish I can act in a movie 

[small-Magnum 19]

Granted, but you only get one second of screen time.

I wish air pollution go away.

[Windy Breeze 15,189]

Granted but all vehicles of any transportation including airplanes and even trucks will suddenly vanish around the world

Spoiler

Sorry, @Lucky Bolt. Matt will disappear as well 

I wish i can buy a blueberry cheesecake. 

[small-Magnum 19]

Granted, but you only get one teaspoon of it.

I wish there are less violence in the world.

[TBD 17,254]

granted now there's verbal  violence only.

I wish there's something to do

[Windy Breeze 15,189]

Granted, but you'll be bored so quickly

I wish i can buy my own house in a suburb. 

[small-Magnum 19]

Granted, but it's a dog house.

I wish to end homelessness.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. Everyone who is currently homeless and everyone who becomes homeless will be murdered.

I wish I could remember where I put my phone.

[Fritzy 1,691]

Granted but you lose it again

I wish I could get rid of writers block 

Edited July 5, 2020 by Larksy

[Tanner 186]

Granted, but you are only able to ever write on wooden blocks for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I could fall from great heights without hurting myself.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

Granted. You never hit the ground and keep falling forever.

I wish I could speak every language.

Edited July 10, 2020 by Sonic Shimmer

[Ixrec 86]

Granted. Most of your other memories have been deleted to make space for all that vocabulary.

I wish more of my electronics could go days without recharging instead of hours.

[Twilight-Sparkle17 230]

Granted. But the phone glitches out for days.

I wish that I could visit my grandparents right now.

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Granted. A Necromancer comes to visit you...

I wish I had the power to fly.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You are turned into a fly and subsequently swatted.

I wish I had more free time.