Ask Goldseek and Démence.

[aRegularPony 306]

"Hello guys! I am Goldseek and I am here to answer questions. So ask away!"

"Who are you even talking to?"

"The people on MLPforums, duh."

"What? Ponies are watching us talk?"

"Not ponies, people."

"Ugghhh... What? Do they die? Can we kill them?"
"No you can't kill the people, moron. That would just be mean. Remind me why you are even here?"

"You told me to help answer questions."

"Oh yeah... Buck me. So, lets get started, shall we? Ask away!"

"What he said. Are you sure we can't kill them? Just one?"

"NO."

"Fine........ Just one?"

"Ughhhh. Whyyyyy?"
 

Edited January 26, 2013 by ~Regular aRegularPony~

[Literally Snails 2,307]

"Hello guys! I am Goldseek and I am here to answer questions. So ask away!"

"Who are you even talking to?"

"The people on MLPforums, duh."

"What? Ponies are watching us talk?"

"Not ponies, people."

"Ugghhh... What? Do they die? Can we kill them?"

"No you can't kill the people, moron. That would just be mean. Remind me why you are even here?"

"You told me to help answer questions."

"Oh yeah... Buck me. So, lets get started, shall we? Ask away!"

"What he said. Are you sure we can't kill them? Just one?"

"NO."

"Fine........ Just one?"

"Ughhhh. Whyyyyy?"

 

What is Gold? Don't you mean butter?

Edited January 28, 2013 by Pretty Koenma

[aRegularPony 306]

@,

"Umm... Excuse me? I... Wa.... What?"

"Doesn't gold exist in your world?"

"Oh... wait. Your talking about that Sky guy, right?"

"Sky guy?"

"I'll try and explain later. Anyway... Butter and gold are nothing alike. Gold is unedible, and butter is cheap."

"Wait... Gold is unedible?" *Demence spits out golden nugget.*

"You were... eating... gold?"

"Well, it's called a gold nugget, and nuggets are edible, and I was hungry."

*Facehoof* "You see what I have to put up with everyday?"

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Which of the princesses is more attractive?

Edited January 28, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[aRegularPony 306]

Which of the princesses is more attractive?

"CELESTIA!" "LUNA!"

*Both stare at each other.*

"We really are complete opposites, aren't we?"

"I guess so. Lucky for me I'm the better one."

"Hah. You wish, Stripes."

 

[Literally Snails 2,307]

@,

"Umm... Excuse me? I... Wa.... What?"

"Doesn't gold exist in your world?"

"Oh... wait. Your talking about that Sky guy, right?"

"Sky guy?"

"I'll try and explain later. Anyway... Butter and gold are nothing alike. Gold is unedible, and butter is cheap."

"Wait... Gold is unedible?" *Demence spits out golden nugget.*

"You were... eating... gold?"

"Well, it's called a gold nugget, and nuggets are edible, and I was hungry."

*Facehoof* "You see what I have to put up with everyday?"

Gold more valuable than budder? That answer is unacceptable. You are a squid.

[AuraDWere 27]

"Hello guys! I am Goldseek and I am here to answer questions. So ask away!"

"Who are you even talking to?"

"The people on MLPforums, duh."

"What? Ponies are watching us talk?"

"Not ponies, people."

"Ugghhh... What? Do they die? Can we kill them?"

"No you can't kill the people, moron. That would just be mean. Remind me why you are even here?"

"You told me to help answer questions."

"Oh yeah... Buck me. So, lets get started, shall we? Ask away!"

"What he said. Are you sure we can't kill them? Just one?"

"NO."

"Fine........ Just one?"

"Ughhhh. Whyyyyy?"

 

 

Gold, can't we please please please just kill one person? Please?

-Puppy dog eyes.-

 

It is fun, and they're tasty!

Edited February 22, 2013 by AuraDWere

[aRegularPony 306]

 

Gold, can't we please please please just kill one person? Please?

-Puppy dog eyes.-

 

It is fun, and they're tasty!

"Yes! Yes! What she said."

"No."

"How can you say no to that face?"

Looks at face. "Fiiiiiiine. You can kill someone. But don't come crying to me when you get arrested."

Edited February 22, 2013 by ~Regular aRegularPony~

[aRegularPony 306]

"Hey guys! Just got back from court, because this stupid zebra killed somepony."

"But... You let me kill somepony."

"Wah... Bu.... URRGHH I give up. Ponies, People and whatever else you are, ask away."