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  On 2013-03-01 at 8:22 PM, Batbrony said:

 

 

Yeah, still got it; haven't used it in awhile though. I think the last time was when I was in Applewood; some buckers there made an unflattering documentary about me, so it came in quite handy for tracking them all down. Course, I don't remember much of what actually happened; I was club hopping for about 3 hours beforehand, and you know how it goes, you're drinking, dancing, drinking, flirting, drinking, popping some pills of unknown origin, drinking, drinking. Needless to say it's all still kind of a blur, but what I do know is that I woke up the next day in the middle of the San Palomino Desert with an elephant seal, a crapload of cupcakes, and wearing some very risque lingerie that was most definitely not my own. Oh, and the Applewood City Council issued a city order barring me from entering within 10 miles of the city limits; as if that would stop me from coming back! B)

Been working on my own to-do list lately, wanna see? :D

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*sigh* It's fun being untouchable, isn't it? B)

did that say clop! Clop! Clop!? (U clop? If you know what I mean :) )
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  On 2013-03-03 at 3:56 AM, Rainbow Recon said:

did that say clop! Clop! Clop!? (U clop? If you know what I mean :) )

 

Hey, when you're the princess, you get to do whatever, and I do mean WHATEVER, you want!  B)

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Ughhh, hey guys, what's happening.  Sorry if I'm in a bit of a bad mood this morning, your princess didn't exactly get the best sleep last night.  Bucking moon was way too bright.  Wait a minute, that gives me an idea!!!  :D


 


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DANG IT!!!!!!!!  :angry:   Ughhhhhhhh, buck it,  <_< I need my coffee before I can think up ways to solve this moon problem.  Smell ya later everypony!



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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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  On 2013-03-10 at 12:46 AM, Rainbow Recon said:

So, I hear you molest other ponies? Is that part of your trolling?

 

Nah, that's my counterpart Molestia's schtick.  She usually comes out after I've had a few too many drinks, so, basically every Friday when Luna and I go barhopping.

 

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So yeah, if I've been hitting the booze real hard, be sure to watch your anus, it may not be entirely safe around me.  B)


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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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  On 2013-03-10 at 1:00 AM, Batbrony said:

 

 

Nah, that's my counterpart Molestia's schtick. She usually comes out after I've had a few too many drinks, so, basically every Friday when Luna and I go barhopping.

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So yeah, if I've been hitting the booze real hard, be sure to watch your anus, it may not be entirely safe around me. B)

WOAH!! *runs off*
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  On 2013-03-10 at 1:05 AM, Muffin Thief said:

Are all of your personalities a result of your drunkenness?

 

Sober: Celestia

2 drinks: Tyrant Celestia

5 drinks: Trollestia

8+ drinks: Molestia

 

Something like that?

(most likely for her!) :D
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  On 2013-03-10 at 1:05 AM, Muffin Thief said:

Are all of your personalities a result of your drunkenness?

 

Sober: Celestia

2 drinks: Tyrant Celestia

5 drinks: Trollestia

8+ drinks: Molestia

 

Something like that?

 

  On 2013-03-10 at 1:06 AM, Rainbow Recon said:

(most likely for her!) :D

 

Buck no, I'm always Trollestia when I'm sober, and don't you forget it!!!  Celestia's that vanilla version of myself from another dimension, or something like that.  NOW BOW TO YOUR TROLLNESS!!!!  :angry:

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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  On 2013-03-10 at 1:30 AM, Rainbow Recon said:

WUT do u do when your not trolling?

 

(1) Eat cake, (2) get wasted, (3) reckless endangerment and wanton destruction, (4) blame Twilight, (5) rinse and repeat. 

 

It's good to be the Princess.  B)

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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  On 2013-03-10 at 4:56 AM, Rainbow Recon said:

Beer anypony?

 

I'm feeling more in the mood for cider myself.  Oh Applejack!!!

 

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:huh: What?  I like my cider delivered in style, and lemme tell ya, AJ always loves earning a little extra money on the side!  B)

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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  On 2013-03-10 at 5:07 AM, DashForever said:

How did you react when you found out your little sister was best princess?

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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  On 2013-03-10 at 3:27 PM, Rainbow Recon said:

You know, Luna and twilight are better princess' than you will ever be!!! (From now on...)

 

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Seriously, keep it up bro, I dare ya... I BUCKING DARE YA!!!  :angry:

 

  On 2013-03-10 at 3:30 PM, 100 beasts kaidou said:

Prince Blueblood : Aunt For the last time stop setting me up with stallions :angry: 

 

Oh Bluebutt, don't get so butt-hurt!  Nopony likes you as it is, so you see, I have to troll you 24/7; it keeps my approval ratings relatively stable (yes, all of Equestria really does hate you that much  B) ).

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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  On 2013-03-10 at 4:56 PM, Batbrony said:

 

Oh Bluebutt, don't get so butt-hurt!  Nopony likes you as it is, so you see, I have to troll you 24/7; it keeps my approval ratings relatively stable (yes, all of Equestria really does hate you that much  B) ).

 

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Prince Blueblood: Aunt Y U do tis?  :(  :(  :( 


Blueblood's only fan in the whole wide Fandom

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  On 2013-03-10 at 5:21 PM, 100 beasts kaidou said:

Prince Blueblood: Aunt Y U do tis?  :(  :(  :( 

 

Because I can!  :lol:

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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