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HEY HEY HEY TROLLECTIA!!!!!!! WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD!!!!! TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!

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Eureka's words of wisdom has inspired me, I should start listening to her more. ~DX Silver

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Greetings minions!  It is I, your benevolent trollness, come to grace you with my presence!   OK, I lied, I really can't stand any of you ; the truth is, now that the "Twilight Princess hath cometh,"

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Well that's easy of course!  Whoever's most likely to burn these forums to the ground (either intentionally or unintentionally) should be the next Tech Admin; in fact, next Blank Flank to join the for

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I'll just come back when the troll side effects worn off!

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HEY HEY HEY TROLLECTIA!!!!!!! WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD!!!!! TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!

 

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Which reminds me, I hope all of my subjects had a Happy St. Patrick's Day!!! biggrin.png   Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go drinking with some of my alternative personalities! wink.png

 

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Stop licking the bottle PM and get me another cold one!!! cool.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Hey Trollestia Why do you Send other ponies to the Moon?

 

Eh, what can I say, sometimes it's because somepony just ticked me off, sometimes it's just cause I'm bored.  This one time a little filly actually asked me to send them to the moon, so I did! img-1287096-1-laugh.png   img-1287096-2-ph34r.png OK, that actually didn't happen, that's just what I told the authorities when they questioned me; truth is I was just PMSing really, really badly that month and the unfortunate filly made the mistake of running across me that day.  And I probably shouldn't have told you this... ummm img-1287096-3-unsure.png ... so, nice weather we're having, huh?  OHMIGOSH, LOOK, LUNA AND CADENCE ARE MAKING OUT!!!!!!!!! img-1287096-4-angry.png

 

Haha, I'm off, smell ya later everypony, you'll never take me alive!!!!!! img-1287096-5-cool.png

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Her trolliness, wanna buy some stock? *Holds up Flim and Flam Inc. stock certificate*

 

To answer your question...

 

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So how 'bout no? cool.png   Oh, and in case you're wondering why my reply is so small, Twilight can be a dear and explain...

 

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Hello! tongue.png

 

biggrin.png Hello strangely amusing stalker-pony, haven't seen you for awhile!  Is there any wisdom you wish for your benevolent trollness to bestow upon you, or are you just here for cake?

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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img-1290543-5-biggrin.png Hello strangely amusing stalker-pony, haven't seen you for awhile!  Is there any wisdom you wish for your benevolent trollness to bestow upon you, or are you just here for cake?

 

Actually, i'm just here for a hug! :P

 

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Oh any by the way, The piping is broken in the castle bathroom...

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You still have som cake?

 

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If ur a princess. And Luna is a princess. And Cadence is a princess. And Twilight is a princess. Who is queen/king

 

Uh oh, looks like somepony's being too smart for their own good!  Now why would you go and ask a question like that? cool.png

 

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Silly filly! happy.png

 

Actually, i'm just here for a hug! tongue.png

 

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Hey, Luna, hooves off mah stalker pony!  He's mine alone to hug!!! angry.png

 

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TACTICAL HUG, INCOMING!!!!!!!!! wub.png

 

Oh any by the way, The piping is broken in the castle bathroom...

 

Dang it, ENGINEER, GET IN HERE!!!!!! angry.png

 

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There, problem solved... wait, what were you doing in the castle bathroom? huh.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Why did you reuse that picture? Also, can I be granted access to the castle? 

 

(1) CAUSE I'M THE MOTHERBUCKING PRINCESS, THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!!!! angry.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Umm, i live here? img-1293802-2-huh.png

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Oh right, I forgot, get back in the broom closet!  C'mon, scoot!!!  GUARDS, HOW DID MAH STALKER-PONY GET OUT OF THE CLOSET!!! angry.png  When I find out which one of you was responsible, YOU'LL BE SORRY!!! angry.png

 

*the next morning*

 

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Found him. cool.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Wanna start a false war between our countries then blame Blueblood?

 

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Tell him Twilight...

 

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Think I'll just troll and eat cake instead. cool.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Dang it Celestia! Why you keep shutting down my trolling opportunities?!?

 

Cause I'm Trollestia, that's why!!!  I'm a one-troll show!  NOW BOW FILLY!!! angry.png

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Oh right, I forgot, get back in the broom closet!  C'mon, scoot!!!  GUARDS, HOW DID MAH STALKER-PONY GET OUT OF THE CLOSET!!! img-1295163-3-angry.png 

 

B-b-but! I don't! I don't live in the Close--.! *Gets thrown into Closet*

 

B-b-b-but... :( Let me out... :(

 

Oh, why did you ever fall into that bowl of strange mixture... :( Now you don't even remmember me... :(

 

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Haha! I have the alicorn amulet! I shall now take your wings and horn. What now, Earth Pony Trollestia?

 

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Let me introduce you to my friend, Chuck.  CHUCK, TEACH THIS FILLY A LESSON HE'LL NEVER FORGET!!! angry.png

 

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I'll be taking my wings and horn back now, thank you very much. cool.png

 

What was with that creepy look you gave to the gurad

 

unsure.png Trust me, it's best if you don't know.  Let's just... not take this thought any further, OK? wink.png

 

B-b-but! I don't! I don't live in the Close--.! *Gets thrown into Closet*

 

B-b-b-but... Let me out...

 

Oh, why did you ever fall into that bowl of strange mixture... Now you don't even remmember me...

 

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ohmy.png Hey, I'm not sad!  I'd think I'd know if I was sad!

 

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Nope, not sad; a little bored, but not sad.  This is libel, I tell you, LIBEL!!!   As punishment for this treacherous lie, I'm going to... let you out of the closet and give you cake!  Haha, how do you like dem' apples? cool.png

 

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Go on, eat the cake... EAT IT! angry.png

 

*Bows* Please Trollestia! Train Muffin Thief in the art of the royal troll!

 

Sorry, too busy training to be a magician! 

 

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HOW AM I DOING TRIXIE? cool.png

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Sorry, too busy training to be a magician!

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HOW AM I DOING TRIXIE? img-1297474-14-cool.png

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Muffin Thief is so jelly he could provide meals to a starving Changeling Empire. TRIXIE SHALL BE MUFFIN THIEF'S MENTOR!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Holy... what the... *Screams at top of lungs upon seeing image*

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