Badvice!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Do what the CMC did for their calls, and just check your voicemail.

 

How do I become more patient?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You listen to Roseanne Barr sing for a week.

How do I become perpendicular with the universe?

[Dashie is best pony 9]

Eat it.

 

How do I understand smart people?

[firesoxs 93]

take derp lesions

 

how do i become supersand legend

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Smoking brownies and bathing in butter.

 

How do I choose between getting out of my bed to use the bathroom and do homework, or staying here and doing homework.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Procrastinate, and pee on your alarm clock.

 

How to get Wi-Fi to work better?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Burn it with fire.

 

I've stuff to burn with fire. What do?

[Retro*Derpy 3,183]

Drink Bleach

 

I have no gas for car, what should I ever do?

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Ritualistically sacrifice the first person you see to the car's gas tank.  Human souls work surprisingly well as a fuel source.  I can typically get 400 miles per soul.

 

I'm bored, what should I do to amuse myself?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Toilet.

 

Breakfast. What do?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Call your puppy over. Bon appetite!

 

I want to go on an adventure like Bilbo and get rich. But there are no dragons. What to do?

[Shining Wing 201]

Kill a dog instead.

 

My synths mysteriously disappeared, what do?

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

Open the window and scream, "The penguins are eating my salad!" as loud as you can, about seven times. That should do it.

 

How do I discover the meaning of life?

[Shining Wing 201]

By figuring out why there are a bunch of penguins eating my salad.

 

I opened my house door, now what?

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

Kill all humans.

 

What's in the box?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Phone.

 

How to wash cape?

[Shining Wing 201]

Red paint, that'll do the trick.

 

How do I find out who phone is?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Through the process of using salt to brutally murder a squirrel.

 

My rank is squirrel and mister N strike over here is trying to put salt on the wounds of mine, how do I make him stop?

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Ask politely, because that always gets you somewhere.

 

I live on the 13th floor of my dorm.  How do I avoid the bad luck that comes from that?

[IronPuddinG 249]

By dancing around performing satanic rituals on Friday the 13th.

How do I stop Brood Lord/Infestor as Protoss?

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[Leatherbehlt 465]

Because your name always looks like my first name.

 

How do I convince ny dad to trust me going to a firing range?

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

Buy a copy of Guns n Ammo, make a tinfoil hat and mutter darkly about destroying the world.

 

Where can I find someone to make me a decent cup of coffee?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Go around the alley and meet me with 500 bills..I have a fresh kilo of 'coffee'

How do I get rid of my 5 stars above my head?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Paint thinner.

 

I'm tired. What do?

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

Stay awake... if you sleep, the demons will get you.

 

Is it normal to see ghosts?