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[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Request for the moderators: Lock this thread long enough for you guys to have your own conversation like with what you did with Last Poster Wins.
 
 

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The Coriolis Effect does not work on toilets. Though you can make an egg stand up by itself on a nail in Ecuador...

 
 

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During 6th grade, I wrote a story that went like this: My friend and I travelled a few decades into the future, and to get back to 2005, we had to get a new cooling fan for the time machine. That's it, that's the whole story.

 

I've an old deviantART account that outlines a very hectic history of myself that I really don't wanna relive.

 

During my last months there, I began heavily revising Ganaram's backstory for ponification, and that included discrediting Gem as a character:

 

 

To signify it, I began writing a story of how Ganaram simply imagined Gem's existence and how he went through a major ordeal to finally accept reality. Only one person ever agreed to reviewing it. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xwxE9sUeBtoxm4YSlYAkic1ZR8jc36tf-ihyymX3jCw/edit

 

My next failfic was Ganaram revisiting about the idea of him imagining Gem, and tries to create a story out of it. That one ended when I literally got sick from stress. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oNVL7MLR4ykEMwQ85C_4SZYTPmsgDF3fSSMd4oGyLkE/edit https://docs.google.com/document/d/11qLwiHvzhzIGurQyi2G9ksZgxgedYvWMGwLxIeys5Qo/edit

 

I posted about that on the Forums with the hopes of getting feedback, but I took it back and went private about it. By the way, the "Yankee Doodle" line? I dreamt about being in Winston Smith in Room 101, with the Three Stooges being against Big Brother, but then they converted back and sang that line. So I recorded that line to help me remember.

 

At the same time, I tried writing about how the Elements of Harmony could be corrupted and poison everyone in Ponyville. You've actually read fragments of that, if I recall. At the same time still, I wrote a story of how two ponies could screw up at screwing in a lightbulb. It actually references one of my other failfics. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EckcFuS_fVZlbZkUUGRxDfbQ_bPJAWLQF5aXPagKOCE/edit

 

Then I became insanely depressed due to family pressures: I've ended up writing stories about Ganaram wanting to be killed, and then about him almost killing himself but moving away from Ponyville. It was then that I reinstated Gem as being a character for those stories, along with Nova and Tenna, two more characters salvaged from the days of Happy Tree Friends. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OeHIfWCYSmODsMIuN7J0JPYIkGPfSSCc2FMn0CDuZsI/edit https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XMr0U2q_3IGWf2zxsFpup8D7XYiq0vV6kVlnI126IhA/edit

 

I also revisited the "Ganaram imagined Gem" idea. https://docs.google.com/document/d/10uXRykqL7wpNcGFCO35Kam-PYoA_mUjL29iQ5glFIJU/edit

 

I finally crashed on the day of the Apocalypse.

 

I wanted to get back into the loop through writing more comedic stories, hence the following stories:

 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1todDleHrQ3IqBPmWPawMFbgBOmhtp-jKyn9ZEXBPjfY/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jf99tLjE1TCzAYGBAO4o2JZA_j44JAolbsE3WFptfNI/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E0N84BPy-E92e6aDAzWLqMbqLllRwcu-0wxnigvfV9A/edit

 

And of course, trying to cross-over a non-pony entity with ponies, hence the birth of My Little NAM Team: Transit Networking is Magic. The idea caught on with other NAM Team members, which was the only pony-related success I ever had, except the fics I had planned for that also went kaput.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NNaEWalSAS_tAGOjmeCmQrSuPpNeE8-3b0SYn89rfx4/edit

 

And, I think, that's every story I've tried to write. Not a single story was ever completed.

Edited June 29, 2013 by Derpy Cowbell

[Betez 1,734]

I bid thee good morrow

[Kaneki 1,073]

I bid thee good morrow

 

ohai there

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

 

Where have you been lately, guy?

Ive not seen you around at all.

[Betez 1,734]

Where have you been lately, guy?Ive not seen you around at all.

i haven't seen you around either

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

i haven't seen you around either

das cause I mostly lurk this thread all day errday and only post when I actually have something to say.

 

Ive not been around the main forums in such a long time. Well, not fully. Maybe a post here and there every so often (being like a week apart).

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Where have you been lately, guy?

Ive not seen you around at all.

Behind the vending machine.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Behind the vending machine.

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

*burp*

*passes by thread*

[be my waifu 2,842]

*burp*

*passes by thread*

 

How rude, you didn't even say excuse me.

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

How rude, you didn't even say excuse me.

i didn't think anyone would have noticed...

[be my waifu 2,842]

i didn't think anyone would have noticed...

 

Not when the manners police are here.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Edited June 29, 2013 by Derpy Cowbell

[Steve-A-Sketch 37]

Heyo EveryPony. How are things?

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

In fearful day, in raging night,
With strong hearts full, our souls ignite,
When all seems lost in the War of Light,
Look to the stars - For hope burns bright!

 

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[Nightfall 3,950]

In fearful day, in raging night,

With strong hearts full, our souls ignite,

When all seems lost in the War of Light,

Look to the stars - For hope burns bright!

 

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/q71/s720x720/1044382_4604054594208_87841225_n.jpg

Is that a song..? What song is it..?

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

Is that a song..? What song is it..?

It's not.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I really need something else to do... Anyone have suggestions?

[Nightfall 3,950]

It's not.

Oh.

Of course not.

 

I like it.

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

I really need something else to do... Anyone have suggestions?

Lick your nose

[Nightfall 3,950]

I really need something else to do... Anyone have suggestions?

Lick a window

[Steve-A-Sketch 37]

Bake Muffins! DERP!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

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Not very helpful, and not very practical.

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

If you want something helpful and practical, go study or work.

Or fap.

[Betez 1,734]

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