Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Kawaii Besu 28,010]

Through your chest... :comeatus:

 

Now what?!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

"Why is my horsie not moving?"

What would Pinkie Pie be like if she were Galadriel?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Presumably not Pinkie Pie. 

All your base are belong to who now?

Edited October 23, 2014 by Summer Greetings

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Forty-three and a half.

 

Does a felt tip pen fit in a pin?

[Samurai Equine 47,555]

No. There's all ready animals in that pin.

 

Quack?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Moo.

What does the cow say?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Moove along, nothin' to see here.

What does the fox say?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

"Whaddap biatch?"



This is my nebelwerfer. What does it do?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

It shoots NERFers darts and daschunds.

What in the Emperor's name is that?!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Oh, that's a black hole coming towards you. See, you're listed as one of my enemies at the moment, so naturally you're one of the people I'm going to test my new black hole gun on.

 

Now why would you do a thing like that?!

[Galen Selanno 351]

Because I am Anonymous.

 

1 potato.

 

What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?

That's the airspeed of an unladen swallow. And you have to know if it's an African swallow or an European swallow. African swallows can carry more than European swallow, but African swallows are non-migratory.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because I have horses.

What is a horse without a sandwich in his mouth?

[Samurai Equine 47,555]

A hungry horse mouth.

 

Did you poison this cake?!

[Tweedle Dee 17]

Uh no... *hides poison filled syringe*

 

How did the poison get in the cake?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You just poisoned it with that syringe. I saw you hide it.

 

If a train departs a station at 10:30, and another train arrives five minutes later, how can a man on one train kill another man on the other?

[Galen Selanno 351]

BOMB!!!

 

 

If one train left the station going 25 mph and another train leaves the same station 3 hours later going 40 mph, how long does it take for a tortoise to cross the tracks?

[Scootaloodle 1,621]

It takes the tortoise 10 minutes depending on if the tortoise catches the bus 

 

What is the day after Sunday but before Monday?

[Galen Selanno 351]

Sunday night.

 

What is the primary law that governs the availability of gravitons?

[Scootaloodle 1,621]

Rainbows law

 

What is the best way to make money?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Selling organs on the black market. 

What's the meaning of death?

[Dark Heart 284]

To sell somepony else's organs xD

 

why we do stuff?

[Noei 717]

to ask why we do stuff ??

 

Is that trash can a princess??

[Summer Greetings 237]

If Oscar is the next Disney princess. 

How can you tell if the mushroom is infected? 

[Noei 717]

Eating it.

 

When was the wedding of obama and putin?

 

 

Edited November 1, 2014 by Monsieur Noel

[A goat 323]

 loves bullying paper clips.

 

Am I talking backwards?