Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Samurai Equine 48,324]

That girl has blue bitties!

 

Did I just kill the Krampus?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

HEGEMONY.



Why not, then?

[SomeMLP Brony 41]

Because I like to eat man! Can't starve.

 

Why am I so hungry?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Bubbles

 

Is it Christmas yet?

[Galen Selanno 351]

It is in Disney World.

 

How much does a brown cat weigh?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

about the same as a blue-grey cat

 

9 days 'till winter?

[Galen Selanno 351]

No. 8 days and 5 hours.

 

Why did I just post that?

Edited December 13, 2014 by TheAnonBrony

[Hidey 2,836]

because you're smelly.

 

?

 

[GONEFOREVER 518]

 

Does it compel you?

[catnet 9,356]

I don't know, but I probably blame the English.

 

Why is mayonnaise-covered hot chocolate not a religion by this point?

[Silverhoof 2,843]

because Celestia ROCKS!

 

What puts the "Ape" in apricot?

[DigitalRocket 185]

that one random bloke with a stuffing fetish

 

what is the square root of butt?

[ScarfaceOne 263]

Can I have the ability to fly?

 

Where's the any key?

that one random bloke with a stuffing fetish

 

what is the square root of butt?

 

Oh and forgot, That's disgusting, why put a root in a butt?*rhetorical, so don't answer*

Edited December 13, 2014 by 41Hornet

[catnet 9,356]

It's there, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

 

Why does nothing ever happen when I throw my money at the screen?

[DigitalRocket 185]

you have to have a physical to digital money pro 3000 comparable screen and the required software

 

why is Christmas the time of people raping gifts in gift paper rather than wrapping them? it's kinda messed up!

Edited December 13, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[ponylaces 1,869]

Because raping gifts is fun, especially if it's money.

 

How do I get a spaceship?

[ScarfaceOne 263]

It's there, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

 

Why does nothing ever happen when I throw my money at the screen?

 

What about my ability to fly?

 

 

you have to have a physical to digital money pro 3000 comparable screen and the required software

 

why is Christmas the time of people raping gifts in gift paper rather than wrapping them? it's kinda messed up!

 

LOL. Filthy but genuinely funny!!!

 

Why do people like cute little ponies anyway?(I'm joking LOL, Not having a go at bronies).

[catnet 9,356]

What about my ability to fly?

Try a somersault!

 

We like ponies because we live in constant awe of their freedom to walk on four hooves in public. (Tried it myself, got some very odd stares from people...)

 

 

 

What if I told you-

POTATO

[Silverhoof 2,843]

At last! The answer I've been seeking all these years! Potato. I can rule the Universe!

 

Will you be my willing minion? You can rule the city of your choice as a reward...(and donuts...with sprinkles...FREE)

[Hidey 2,836]

no

 

Because raping gifts is fun

 

eat pantaloons ?

[Galen Selanno 351]

Umm, no. Too fabricky.

 

If the edge of the world is orange, what is the color of the edge of the Moon?

[catnet 9,356]

Purple with green stripes.

 

Whatever happened to Madame Le Flour?

[Samurai Equine 48,324]

Cola and meal please, no bread.

 

Wub a dub dub, is Vinyl in the tub?

[catnet 9,356]

Nope, she's busy looting your pockets while you're distracted reading this.

 

When you see a black cat at night, how do you know it's not just part of the darkness, maaan?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Because it's all of us.



Ooo?