Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Seussing Bad.

 

What happens if you put a toaster in a public pool full of people?

[Lil Pip 775]

They turn into a loaf.

 

What happens when you pack the solar system in a brief case?

[redaxted 1,765]

The planets align and form a new universe unexplored by humans and ruled by Princess Pinkie Pie.

 

Those boots with that shirt?

Edited September 4, 2016 by Wolves

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Eight thousand pineapples explodes.

 

Is it possible to eat MLP Forums?

[redaxted 1,765]

I highly doubt it, but you may have a better chance if you watch every Nicolas Cage movie (simultaneously) beforehand.

 

Can your vocal range be measured in trumpet points?

Edited September 9, 2016 by Wolves

[RandomInternetDude 17]

No, your vocal range can only be measured in Trumbone points.

 

 

Why do people yawn?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

That is how we get ideas.

 

 

What is Trouble Shoes' favourite hobby?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Making every stallion in Equestria feel inadequate.

 

Why do zombies eat plants?

[SolarComet 26]

For Saltines.

 

Why do I cool?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

So that you, as a comet, will not melt and destroy yourself.

 

What does the sun look like in a Hubble Telescope photo?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,267]

You don't want to know!

 

Would you browse the Internet off a Linux live USB that boots the OS in low res because it does not support your computers graphics drivers? I totally would!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You need to use the USB to power your computer, to access the Internet.

 

Can you please let me see a Hubble Space Telescope photo of the Sun?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,267]

One serving of a Hubble photo of the Sun coming right up!

It's so pretty!

 

What would happen if the sun was turned purple?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

The sun turning purple is being controlled by Sci-Twi, in attempting to harvest it to produce energy to be sold.

 

How rich is Sci Twi?

[SolarComet 26]

Richer than Princess Celestia

 

Why do I stoop?

Edited October 20, 2016 by SolarComet

[Commander Tangent 861]

Because you might shoop

 

Can I have some toast ? I'm hungry

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Of course. You also get 600 boxes of cake, with 7000 teapots (full of tea) and 15,000 teacups. I will not cover the resulting mess.

 

What can I give as my offerings to Gilda the Griffon?

Edited October 22, 2016 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[SolarComet 26]

A $500 t-shirt, some apples, grapes, oranges, and a golden rainbow dash statue.

 

Why do I shoop?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Because red is awesome.

 

Why is the sky always green and not blue?

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Because grasshopper's are made of grass young padowan

 

Why does quantum reclining chairs not serve steak on Sunday during Woodstock?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Because My Little Pony was planned by some guy named Horst during the year 8134298329840+1 BC somewhere 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilometers + 12 below sea level.

 

Why is the letter A shaped like a burger placed on top of a twin tower that's hanging onto a rope tied to the moon which is going 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 terameters a second + 12 miliseconds?

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Because...

Why pie?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Because pie

 

Why is the world shaped like a square?

Edited October 31, 2016 by Blueberry Fox

[The Diver 760]

Because the French cooked it that way.

 

If a tree falls down in the middle of the woods, can you still get drunk off the taco sauce?

[KiraTakahashi 748]

The taco sauce speaks to your soul you can get more than drunk off it.

 

Why are you covered in fur?