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Everything in space is dairy, just look at the Milky Way! Why do they call them “grape tomatoes” if they aren’t really grapes?

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Because of SJWs  . (I thought your answer was clever/stupid  ). Why don't cats bark?

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Get some sand and a witch. There is your sandwich. :3   Am I going crazy?

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8 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

*insert Seinfeld bass line*

Where... is... my... SUPERSUIT?! :glimmer:

In the place where you would need the supersuit to get to it.

Why can't people just accept different opinions? You can disagree but still accept someone's opinion different from your own.

 

A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively

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Billy "Eyelash" Levindesky is the guy who replaced one of his eyelashes with a giant whip and changed his last name to Eyelash. Now, whenever he blinks you get a lash from his whip that is connect to his eye... Hence the the name, Eyelash. He is both the spawn and father of Steven Seagull, who just happens to be a sentient seagull, though :crackle: 

If a 30cm ruler is perfectly straight and aligns to the ground perfectly, how does that in itself not prove that the earth is flat? :derp:

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It doesn’t because 30cm rulers are actually a little longer as they provide a little space on each end. How can we trust a measurement device that isn’t measured correctly? :twi:

How do we know pigs can’t fly? When you throw them of cliffs they might just decide not to reveal it. :ooh:

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10 minutes ago, Flutterstrike ⚡️⚡️⚡️ said:

It doesn’t because 30cm rulers are actually a little longer as they provide a little space on each end. How can we trust a measurement device that isn’t measured correctly? :twi:

How do we know pigs can’t fly? When you throw them of cliffs they might just decide not to reveal it. :ooh:

They can't as they're actually penguins who painted themselves pink. They might sometimes revel their wings and stand on two legs, but it wasn't a case of if they had wings but if they could fly. Also, written in the laws of gravity, section 597383045A states:

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No pigs shall fly in this universe, whether they have wings or not. 

Keep in mind this was ratified by the inventor of gravity, flight and aerodynamics himself, Isaac Newton, in 999 BC. 

How can I be real if I think I can't be real? :derp:

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Nsxile

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Because parkways have this man yelling at you and chasing you the entire time you're driving on it:

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And you park on driveways, because that's when he stops chasing you :derp: If you park before the driveway, he'll catch up to you and make you part of the park... Forever :blink:

Why hasn't anyone constructed the proposed Einstein-Rosen Bridge yet? :ooh:

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