Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Actually good. 

why is there no ice cream left? :<

[Nsxile 26,898]

3 hours ago, Yakamaru said:

Actually good. 

why is there no ice cream left? :<

Because it's on the right, obviously <:

Why did no one ever build a leaning tower of pizza? 

 

[Yakamaru 3,127]

51 minutes ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

Because it's on the right, obviously <:

Why did no one ever build a leaning tower of pizza? 

 

Because you'd eat it before it would be even remotely halfway finished.  *omnomnomnomnomnom*

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Nsxile 26,898]

15 minutes ago, Yakamaru said:

Because you'd eat it before it would be even remotely halfway finished.  *omnomnomnomnomnom*

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To come to the realisation that it was Scootaloo this whole time. 

Is it really possible to become a tree? 

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Just now, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

To come to the realisation that it was Scootaloo this whole time. 

Is it really possible to become a tree? 

Yes, but it involves barking. Lots and lots of barking. At other trees.

Why haven't Sinbad eaten a pineapple yet?

[Woohoo 34,028]

He has to eat a regular apple first.

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?! 

Edited October 12, 2020 by Woohoo

[TheRockARooster 50,883]

Because they were deep fried.

 

Who is the one responsible for the responsibility of responsibilities?

Edited October 12, 2020 by BoneSoldier

[Will Guide 21,360]

 

13 hours ago, BoneSoldier said:

Because they were deep fried.

 

Who is the one responsible for the responsibility of responsibilities?

Maybe whoever's responsible for the responsibility of responsibility for responsibilities.

Why do people never mind their own business?

[Woohoo 34,028]

Because they're busy with their own mindness.

What is the life cycle of a meme?

[Dark Bun 681]

On 10/13/2020 at 7:08 PM, Woohoo said:

What is the life cycle of a meme?

1: Make meme

2:???

3:Profit

What is the optimal way to put out a fire?

[Nsxile 26,898]

6 hours ago, Dark Bun said:

1: Make meme

2:???

3:Profit

What is the optimal way to put out a fire?

By adding more fire to the fire until the fire reaches planck temperature and creates a black hole 

What happens to the light in the fridge when you close the door? 

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

It blinds all the food

What color is a greenhouse?

[Luigi 7,869]

Purple

What is 2 Plus Banana?

[Quackkyy The Pegasus 222]

Cookie squared

How old is Rainbow Dash's universe?

Edited October 19, 2020 by QurkyThePegasus

[Woohoo 34,028]

A bit younger than my mom.

Why can't they all be California girls?

[Xe__or 4,377]

Because California is fake, obviously.

 

How do I unlock the color red for my pee?

[Will Guide 21,360]

On 10/29/2020 at 10:34 AM, Xe__or said:

Because California is fake, obviously.

 

How do I unlock the color red for my pee?

Steal from a blood bank.

How do I become a real Changeling?

[Woohoo 34,028]

You have to be a fake changeling first.

What are sweet dreams made of and why can't I disagree?

[Sparklefan1234 170,042]

3 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

What are sweet dreams made of and why can't I disagree?

 

Sweet dreams are made of salt.

 

What is a group of crows called? 

[Woohoo 34,028]

A group of crows.

Is this considered a stupid question?

[Sparklefan1234 170,042]

16 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

A group of crows.

Is this considered a stupid question?

This is very important. 

How many days are there in a week? 

Edited November 2, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

[Flutterstep 47,071]

Depends what month it is.

Can I drink milk on a Wednesday?

[Sparklefan1234 170,042]

17 hours ago, Flutterstep said:

Can I drink milk on a Wednesday?

 

I wouldn't try it she's pretty mean. 

 

How many Elements of Harmony are there? 

[Flutterstep 47,071]

5 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

How many Elements of Harmony are there? 

More than what you make in a year.

What is a pegasus?

[Cagey 4,248]

A rare species of exotic catbird.

What do fish like about themselves?