Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Sparklefan1234 170,092]

19 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

What is a parrot’s favorite word?

 

Veterinarian 

What is singing? 

[Flutterstep 47,071]

3 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

What is singing? 

Talking loudly and pretentiously.

Are pop tarts made from space cats?

[Sparklefan1234 170,092]

7 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

Are pop tarts made from space cats?

 

You should ask @Catpone Cerberus.

Is Fluttershy a pony or a bird? 

[Tao 7,625]

Neither, she is a furry! 

How come cats lick their bodies?

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

Because they taste like chicken.

Why do dogs bark at nothing?

[Tao 7,625]

They see the meaning in life and try to tells us but due to them being HIGHER BEINGS,  we cannot understand them sadly in our low monkey brains!

 

If if must come down,  how did it go up?

[ToastedScone 395]

Unbelievably angry dinosaurs. They threw the meteor up in their rage, not realising what they'd done...

Why is it that sometimes food tastes like something completely unrelated smells?

[Espy Vibe 4,258]

You have to eat the smells first

 

Why do the years start on days?

[Samurai Equine 51,131]

Because day to day, the best years are soon behind us, unless you live yearly instead of daily.

If fishes breathe water, will they ever build space suits to help them explore dry land?

[Evil Pink One 13,506]

They'd need hands first.

Is the bear in the big blue house considered a furry? And if so who is the first furry?

[Yun sparks 229]

No, cause its bald, duh, it doesnt have fur so it aint a furry

 

Can my cat go to atm machine and buy chai tea from it, paying with other atm machines?

[Samurai Equine 51,131]

If you can't properly feed and take care of an ATM machine, why should you have a cat? 

...Can I speak the bread language? 

[Sparklefan1234 170,092]

20 minutes ago, Samurai Equine said:

...Can I speak the bread language? 

 

Are you also a lettuce linguist? 

[TBD 17,254]

Hmm lettuce find out together shall we?

 

why is the sky limitless?

 

[Samurai Equine 51,131]

Because it's trying to get away from us.

If prison is called The Can, does that mean humans can grow moldy? 

[Starset Twinkle 498]

Only if they are fun guys.

Who are you? Who who? Who who?

[DiscordPerson 45]

What is the squire root 666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666.

[Samurai Equine 51,131]

It's Mr. Beast!!

Why did you pass the spaghetti to the spider? 

[Spark Thunderbass 1,439]

Cause it couldn’t shoot any more web out of it’s ass to build any traps for the bugs.

Is the moon really made of cheese?

[DiscordPerson 45]

Yes as Discord I tasted it and it is really "Gouda"!

[TBD 17,254]

Hey where are the question? 

[DiscordPerson 45]

You are the question.

Though where is the nearest place.

[Samurai Equine 51,131]

No idea, but whoever owns it will have to be kicked out so we can move in.

Why don't they just put traffic signs in the middle of the road? 

[Rethajni 2,631]

Because is too safe for the vehicles

 

A transformer has car insurance or life insurance? 

[DiscordPerson 45]

Both! Duh. 

What would happen if you mutated a duck?