Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[InfectedPone 1,549]

Our Lord and Saviour Ronald McDonald

 

Why is the internet?

[Godot 15]

42 and a half.
 

Is your fridge running?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Affirmative.

 

What's more awesome than a dragon?

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

PAC-MAN.

Who is best notification?

[Yoshikupo 302]

a potato world

 

what is better then a potato world?

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

PAC-MAN

Who is best PAC-PERSON?

[ponylaces 1,870]

You.

 

Is it possible to smell with your eyes?

[Klopp 2,050]

Triumphant toiletries!

 

 

 

If you had three raw fish and ate them all, why didn't you cook them first?

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

'Cause the way the stove smells when it's on is something fishy on the gas supply's end.

 

 

Am I pancake?

Edited July 14, 2015 by Fillypino Pride

[InfectedPone 1,549]

Only if you believe hard enough.

 

How many times a day do you pray to Lord Potato? (It's not a cult Mom!)

[ponylaces 1,870]

Lord Potato isn't real, Steak Goddess is.

 

How do Sunchips make it sunny outside?

[colt .45 259]

I set them on fire.

 

 

Does this smell like chloroform?

[Galen Selanno 351]

It's the oxygen.

 

What's better than bacon?

[El Duderino 879]

More bacon

 

Do toilets have feelings?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

yes, but they are all shitty! *nudge nudge* see what I did there?

 

 

if y = turtle and 1+860/78*968205-90+9-0.9/45+87+9 = x then what is x + y - the square root of cheese?

[Galen Selanno 351]

A very confused, obese algebra student.

 

What color is a herring?

Edited November 27, 2015 by ArcFighter300

[redaxted 1,765]

It depends on whether it's watching SpongeBob SquarePants or not.

 

Have you ever seen a snake with the body of a turtle?

[Galen Selanno 351]

No. It was flying too fast.

 

OMG, SUCH ERRERZ, Y?

 

Interwebz.lang.1337:

Txjtxutxursstetwtteutxutdigdufd.jtx not found in line 6;

End exception;

[redaxted 1,765]

No, I ate a salamander and jumped out the window! (that may or may not be a reference)

 

Have you ever sat a melon on one end of a seesaw and a pineapple on the other to see which is heavier?

Edited November 30, 2015 by Wolves

[Mr F 1,522]

What?

Really what?

[That Guy with the CMB 5,873]

Dolphins are my enemy, whether they exist or not.

 

 

Grove Street or nah?

[Swift Marquis 327]

CMC all the way :3

 

 

1+1=3 why ?

[Mr F 1,522]

BECAUSE 1 IS SECRETLY 1.5 IN DISGUISE!

 

IS 1 A SPY?

[Lightwing 12,967]

wut

 

Your name. Why?

[redaxted 1,765]

BeCAUse WoLf Ish COOL. More wolf ish eVeN COOLER. More wolf = wolves = cool

 

How light, exactly, is your wing?

Edited November 30, 2015 by Wolves