Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Teavvi 627]

To live.

 

Am I a person?

[VinylWubs 1,252]

Pinch yourself, see what happens

 

What is a princess?

[redaxted 1,765]

A unipegicornsuspony.

Anyone want a caramel chocolate shortbread...?

Edited August 9, 2016 by Wolves

[Prospekt 11,018]

The answer to all of life's problems. I wish...

 

What makes a question stupid?

[Teavvi 627]

A question mark.

 

Am I stupid....?

[SpeedForceDashie 68]

Bill Clinton

 

Who is best pony?

[Ruthborn 55]

Rapidash

 

What runs and falls but never walks?

[Vulcan 3,254]

A Clown's Nose  

 

 

 

What makes something salty?

[SpeedForceDashie 68]

Sugar

 

What's 9+10?

[Prospekt 11,018]

910

 

How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns?

[redaxted 1,765]

Depends how many Twitter followers they have.

Why?

[Vulcan 3,254]

Because the world at large would never understand.

 

 

 

 

 

What makes you smile?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

Exploding coins

 

 

Anyone wanna throw a party?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Chocolate is the best planet

 

What is eighteen divided by cat times an air freshener minus snow times water?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Obviously, it equals the moth boss from A Link to the Past.

 

How hard would it be to talk like Yoda while riding a unicycle and juggling 3 Donald Trumpkins?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Why does the shark swim forever in the moonlight.

 

Are trees considered as planets?

[Lil Pip 775]

Only if grass is hair that is orange scented and delicious.

 

Is it high noon yet?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

KABOOM!!

 

What is counting like?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

Counting is like going to Court, no1 really wants to and it can be expencive, but its a thing we must go to from time to time ... 

 

what is the square root of my pet alligator Gummy?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Yarn

 

Is it possible to get a cat out of the military academy using a flag pole and a Hawaiian shirt that is tied to a handkerchief using earphones?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

depends, is it possible to solve world hungar using nothing but a make-shift tent out of rotting wood, a tarp and duct tape, silly string, a 52 deck of playing cards, Justin Bieber for music seeing how we all have no music devices, and lots of alcohol so we can all get wasted? i would say so i guess 

 

why is the colour Pink a real mans colour?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Because the moon shall explode in another 78 years when the crocodiles put a laser gun on top of it and it explodes by accident...

[Lil Pip 775]

That's not a question.

 

Did you know you are a silly, silly, silly goose?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Nah, I'm a strongy, dangerousy, crazy viper.

 

Did you eat that sandwich?

[Lil Pip 775]

Trust me, everyone ate that sandwich.

 

What happens when you Dr Seuss and Breaking Bad at the same time?