Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Prospekt 11,014]

910

 

How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns?

[redaxted 1,765]

Depends how many Twitter followers they have.

Why?

[Vulcan 3,254]

Because the world at large would never understand.

 

 

 

 

 

What makes you smile?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

Exploding coins

 

 

Anyone wanna throw a party?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Chocolate is the best planet

 

What is eighteen divided by cat times an air freshener minus snow times water?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Obviously, it equals the moth boss from A Link to the Past.

 

How hard would it be to talk like Yoda while riding a unicycle and juggling 3 Donald Trumpkins?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Why does the shark swim forever in the moonlight.

 

Are trees considered as planets?

[Lil Pip 775]

Only if grass is hair that is orange scented and delicious.

 

Is it high noon yet?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

KABOOM!!

 

What is counting like?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

Counting is like going to Court, no1 really wants to and it can be expencive, but its a thing we must go to from time to time ... 

 

what is the square root of my pet alligator Gummy?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Yarn

 

Is it possible to get a cat out of the military academy using a flag pole and a Hawaiian shirt that is tied to a handkerchief using earphones?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

depends, is it possible to solve world hungar using nothing but a make-shift tent out of rotting wood, a tarp and duct tape, silly string, a 52 deck of playing cards, Justin Bieber for music seeing how we all have no music devices, and lots of alcohol so we can all get wasted? i would say so i guess 

 

why is the colour Pink a real mans colour?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Because the moon shall explode in another 78 years when the crocodiles put a laser gun on top of it and it explodes by accident...

[Lil Pip 775]

That's not a question.

 

Did you know you are a silly, silly, silly goose?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Nah, I'm a strongy, dangerousy, crazy viper.

 

Did you eat that sandwich?

[Lil Pip 775]

Trust me, everyone ate that sandwich.

 

What happens when you Dr Seuss and Breaking Bad at the same time?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Seussing Bad.

 

What happens if you put a toaster in a public pool full of people?

[Lil Pip 775]

They turn into a loaf.

 

What happens when you pack the solar system in a brief case?

[redaxted 1,765]

The planets align and form a new universe unexplored by humans and ruled by Princess Pinkie Pie.

 

Those boots with that shirt?

Edited September 4, 2016 by Wolves

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Eight thousand pineapples explodes.

 

Is it possible to eat MLP Forums?

[redaxted 1,765]

I highly doubt it, but you may have a better chance if you watch every Nicolas Cage movie (simultaneously) beforehand.

 

Can your vocal range be measured in trumpet points?

Edited September 9, 2016 by Wolves

[RandomInternetDude 17]

No, your vocal range can only be measured in Trumbone points.

 

 

Why do people yawn?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

That is how we get ideas.

 

 

What is Trouble Shoes' favourite hobby?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Making every stallion in Equestria feel inadequate.

 

Why do zombies eat plants?

[SolarComet 26]

For Saltines.

 

Why do I cool?