Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Raven Drakeaurd 292]

Bill Cypher

 

Who's Vladimir Putin's favorite bitch?

[Zyrael 1,471]

donald trump

 

 

what is the

[Stormlight 1,371]

Twenty seven.

 

Hooplah?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

No. Because it ends with silence then more silence, says the Order of the Mapo Tofu Empire.

 

Will I win $1,000,900.50 with the use of this meme?

[Luigi 7,870]

No, you'll probably get arrested.

 

If my dishwasher ran on Diet Coke and mentos, would I have many dishes?

Edited February 28, 2017 by Starlight Flyer

[Tao 7,868]

It beats out every known law of science to this date.

 

What came first:  the egg or the breakfast?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Neither. The answer to your question is beyond me because I hold the IQ of the smartest person in the world where in I don't know what the answer is in real life which means that it could happen anytime, anywhere in the whole solar system. So the answer is...... Brunch!

 

Can I sue someone without the help of a lawyer and become a Prince and rule the Planet Sun?

[Prospekt 11,018]

Depends. Do you have star insurance? That's a must.

 

How many woodchucks could wood chuck if wood could chuck woodchucks?

[Luigi 7,870]

One.

 

How do you when you're upside down?

[The Shyest One 808]

Diagonally.

 

A train leaves at 2pm going at 60mph, it is now 5pm. Why does the train?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Because I use a bus when riding a train going from Japan to Northpole.

 

Is 1+1=2 the correct formula to make an experimental pancake?

[Tao 7,868]

Yes,  it makes things work out in all names of friendship!

 

Is the sun the color pink or pinkie?

[TBD 17,256]

Let's see...can't tell. but I smell something is burning.

 

Do think people will ever grow out another arms and legs?

[Kiri 7,289]

Not unless they eat exactly 10 bars of chocolate during the midnight hour.

 

Why can't my dog fly?

[The Shyest One 808]

Because they're allergic to the clouds.

 

 

He was a boy, and she was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious?

[Wingnut 7,000]

And they lived happily ever after.

 

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if, well, you know?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

By my calculations, add 1, plus 2, with an additional of E equals M,C, Square, and divided by 2. The answer is.....ONE!

 

Will @The Shyest One ever cook me an Omurice as big as Madison Square Garden?

Edited March 3, 2017 by G_NinjA_4

[The Shyest One 808]

MY MAID IDENTITY HAS BEEN EXPO-

 

...

 

only with the right music, affirmative, goushujin-sama.

 

 

Can you cap on a Capybara?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Probably, but only if you have faith in the Light.

 

 

[Did Somebody Say...?] [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

 

 

Where are the wild things and what are they?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

I don't know. I seriously don't know where they are.....Maybe somewhere near North Pole, or even between the Bermuda Triangle. Heck even Ariel wants to go where they are...

 

Can this be the number one picture of all time in the world of MLP?

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

No, Robbie Rotten is number one.

 

Here is my question:

 

Is this it? Is this the end? What sequence of events brought me to this point? What aboard circumstances lead me here? Is this the cruel painful plan that was orchestrated by the malevolent of deity? Who am I really? What purpose did I serve in this life that was granted to me? I suppose I'll never know. If this is what my life lead up to, and if this is truly the end, then I'll accept my fate.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

To answer your question, Nope, it is not the end. For you to keep on going with your life......you gotta buy me a year supply of ramen noodles and some Domino's Pizza.

 

Will I ever be able to pilot a Gundam or a Gouf mobile suit in the near future?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No sir, that pancake is not a waffle.

Or is it?

[GhostlyPudding 79]

I don't know.

Will I ever know?