Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Pieburner 1,680]

Because they were lying to you the whole time

WHY?

[Wingnut 6,988]

Because Steve Austin said so. 

Why can’t I get no satisfaction? 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Cause you tried and you tried and you tried

HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE RAIN?

[TBD 17,254]

it's hard to see since it's so clear. 

how can  a cow jump over the moon?

 

[MilkTea 284]

Hax

Why does water taste so bitter after I eat pineapple?

[TBD 17,254]

Because that's not water...

Why can't our dream be our real life ?

[Ocean Melody 116]

because floating sheep aren't real

how can I be the bestest

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

By giving me Wonder Woman’s boots so I can sell it on eBay.

Will I get an envelope made up of cupcakes?

[TBD 17,254]

no, because envelope doesn't created an imaginary cupcake.

Why would people like to eat mini cupcake? since mini cupcake is small version of a cupcake, which is already a mini version of a cake. 

Edited December 6, 2017 by TBD

[Yellow Diamond 7,568]

The mini cupcake is nonexistent. It is simply a projection.

Who gave you the world?

[TBD 17,254]

your mom

why can't we breath under the water? 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

No gills, we are not fish.

What happens when you combine music with explosives?

[TBD 17,254]

eardrum explored  and ear waxes come sputtering all over the places.  

So why are there still some music playing? 

 

 

Edited December 6, 2017 by TBD

[Guest]

Because the universe isn't ready for complete silence just yet.

What's the meaning behind pillows?

[Pieburner 1,680]

dey comfy

DRESDEN?

 

[TBD 17,254]

si si

Why  do people start counting down 12 days of xmas, when the 12th day  is actually only december 12?  ackward......

 

[Dark Bun 681]

Because then the song "12 days of Christmas" would be too long, causing people to die of asphyxiation.

Why do we celebrate Groundhogs Day?

[Pieburner 1,680]

COZ DAT BOI ADORABLE

UNICEF?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

FEC U IN

 

Are Potatoes and Peanuts cousins?

Edited December 9, 2017 by ZethaPonderer
Just giving a stupid answer.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

No, they’re my long lost siblings in another life at the end of the cupcake brick road.

Will I rule the world if I ship Angel Bunny and Discord? o3o

[Pieburner 1,680]

NAW BREH
 

WILL I RULE THE WORLD IF EVERYDAY IS SPRING?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

NOT IF NO DAY IS FALL.

 

Is butter made out of butts?

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

4 gallons

Do you have ultra metrocarbon potassium chloride

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

No, but I have an omega trans-nitrogen sodium fluoride.

 

Are watermelons and pomegranates fat?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Nope, they’re just stuffed like a turkey.

Will there be a law stating that cupcakes are now labeled as vegetables?