I am your god...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Where's Firebolt? Someone needs to bring the TRUE religion to this thread.

[Unpredictable Ranger 696]

lol, alter???

I DEMAND MY VIRGINS UPON A HOLY ALTER. THEIR HEART HELD HIGH AS A GIFT!

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

i thought discord died in swag.mov

 

but yeah, Feld0 could kick your arse anyday

[Nouth 496]

Please allow me to instead meditate in an effort to find a way to convice thee away from your demand of virgins. One of my friends makes a good amateur sexulogist, perhaps you migth want to have a word with him ... ?

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

real gods can make it rain chocolate milk

 

unless i see that, i will never believe

[stainesbrony 219]

Cool story, bro!