Feather Spiral 1,892 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 One slightly less appropriate: Hey baby, I wish I was helicase so I could unzip your jeans. I wish I had zinc fingers to get groovy between your strands. Oh dear Molestia, kill me now. 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Why Derpth?! Anyway, a backwards poet writes inverse. http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 March 20, 2012 Share March 20, 2012 (edited) A company is offering free skydiving lessons - no strings attached. Edited March 20, 2012 by SolarPony Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 Knock knock Who's there? Taiwan Taiwan who? Taiwan up, he's trying to escape again. MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 March 23, 2012 Share March 23, 2012 (edited) Some Star Trek? I showered before leaving. I'm clean-gone. A Klingon and a Romulan try to shoot each other, but their weapons are disrupted. Unphased by this realization, they charge. *knock knock* - Who's there? - Esses and Prize. - Oh hey! You, Esses; enter, Prize. I met a starship captain yesterday. His mind was totally warped. (Transporter operator) To beam or not to beam, that is the question. (Pickup line) You're so bright... are you a star? Cuz I think my ship passed you on the way here. Edited March 25, 2012 by Derpth Fader the Ponith 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 March 24, 2012 Share March 24, 2012 *knock knock* - Who's there? - Esses and Prize. - Oh hey! You, Esses; enter, Prize. You win 1000 internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 March 24, 2012 Share March 24, 2012 Aw, shucks. <3 Oh, I just played Reimagine :The Game: and remembered some of the notes I had taken down. Good stuff. Inception (signs): "we have to go derper", "a meme within a meme" / (ending) "DIRECTED BY CHRISTOPHER TROLLAN" Blockbuster (intro): 3D movies - depth perception and flat characters. BP (ending): ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS BP'S OIL WELL YouTube (ending): THE TRENDS JUSTIFY THE MEMES / who gets SICK of VIRAL videos?! I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosefullaeggs 543 March 24, 2012 Share March 24, 2012 Hey baby, Are you a hammer? 'Cus I'd ba*shot* 1 Physical Health: 6/10Mental Health: -0.527/e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croaks 251 March 25, 2012 Share March 25, 2012 (edited) 1: But I left my money in my pocket and put it in the washer. Now my money's gone. 2: I guess you were LAUNDERING money! lol * 2 died* Edited March 25, 2012 by Croaks http://pilot-croaks.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Danger Dash 145 March 25, 2012 Share March 25, 2012 i threw skittles at the manager of Staples and said taste the rainbow he threw a Stapler back at me and said "That was easy" (Facebook)-(Twitter)-(Youtube)-(Website) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 March 25, 2012 Author Share March 25, 2012 Skip to 0:28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 March 25, 2012 Share March 25, 2012 What did potassium say to bromine when talking about the girl they both liked? BRO, she's MINE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,055 March 25, 2012 Share March 25, 2012 (edited) The vet at the zoo had a problem: beryllium. He had only two options, to curium or to barium. He lead the dentist to boron the bear’s tooth. I’dgive a nickel to have seen what happened when the bear woke up. Now thevet and the dentist argon. It’s ironic what can happen when you have a beryllium and try to curium. Edited March 25, 2012 by Auroreita Borealis 1 A lil' Catherine <(^.^)> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 March 25, 2012 Share March 25, 2012 (edited) It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. Yeah I went there. Edited March 25, 2012 by Hinochi 1 http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 March 25, 2012 Share March 25, 2012 (edited) (More of a pickup line) Hey, ya like raisins? How about a date? Actually, I kinda find fruit and food puns somewhat corny. Go fig. So I think I'm gonna take a leek, but it was nice to meat you anyhow. Chinese ships are built in junkyards. My lamp was left on last night. I had a rather light sleep. The police arrested the bunny from the Energizer commercials. He was charged with battery. Join the Communist party! We have drinks, cookies, cakes, party horns, party hats... I thought I would never find a parking space, but there was a lot. And now, animals. You wouldn't expect any less from a pony whose initials spell FS. I'm not sick, just a little horse. The ancestors of ravens were crow-magnons. I wore a butterfly tie to work; it felt ridiculous, but better than a hen-tie. Viscra wants to take a Rhydon my... Edited March 25, 2012 by Derpth Fader the Ponith 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pondus30 152 March 25, 2012 Share March 25, 2012 Im somewhy laughing of all these dry sucky jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5guysburgersnfries 216 March 25, 2012 Share March 25, 2012 (edited) -------------------- Edited November 13, 2022 by 5guysburgersnfries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosefullaeggs 543 March 25, 2012 Share March 25, 2012 You can't spell 'Winry' without 'win'... Face-palm. (My friend referencing to Winry from FullMetal Alchemist) And you can't spell ignorant without IGN Pic Related: 4 Physical Health: 6/10Mental Health: -0.527/e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 March 25, 2012 Author Share March 25, 2012 So a british man walks down the street when she sees a british woman stealing something from the jewelry store. His response? "Hey you! Stop! You C**T do that!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest March 25, 2012 Share March 25, 2012 Hey bro, need a hoof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espeon 338 March 26, 2012 Share March 26, 2012 Smogon hackers are really tough guys. They all use Dragon Dance Gyarados. OHOHO MY SIDES @Eevee (Arcanel) @Leafeon (Sapphire Quill) | @Vaporeon (Seraphim) | @Glaceon (Megamare) | @Flareon (MrXweet) (Golgo) | @Espeon (BowlArt64) | @Umbreon (Kestrel) | @Sylveon (Annakavanna) The Espeon gif from http://www.pkparaiso.com/xy/sprites_pokemon.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive01 5,299 March 26, 2012 Share March 26, 2012 Peach: Hey Mario, I baked a really nice cake for you! Mario: Oh Thanks! You're such a Peach. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 March 28, 2012 Share March 28, 2012 I just cracked this gem 4 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 March 30, 2012 Share March 30, 2012 How do you organize a party in space? You planet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainboom24 46 March 30, 2012 Share March 30, 2012 CONFUCIOUS SAY!: man who run behind car get exhausted. man who run in front of car get tired. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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