Odyssey 5,716 September 7, 2019 Share September 7, 2019 So you heard about my friend dropping their ice cream today? They had such a terrible sundae mourning. ba dum tss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRockARooster 51,139 September 7, 2019 Share September 7, 2019 Never make a deal with a butcher because the steaks are too high. sig by @Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherem 4,807 September 7, 2019 Share September 7, 2019 11 hours ago, Feather Spiral said: @SheremYou may use elevators, but personally? I don't trust them. Too easy to get high. I will take steps to avoid them. Hope you people find this... uplifting. Been at a low point lately, myself. Well you could Say we hit both Hit A BOTTOM right now in our day to day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 September 17, 2019 Share September 17, 2019 When an earthquake happens on the US west coast: It's not California's fault, it's San Andreas Fault. 1 <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 7, 2019 Share October 7, 2019 I submitted a script for a movie featuring sadistic kettles. It was refused on the grounds of cruel tea 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,263 October 7, 2019 Share October 7, 2019 I make a lot at work, Heres one: (on radio) Lead: “It’s October 4th tomorrow”. Lead 2: “It sure is.” Me: “10-4” LOLOOLOOLOLLOOL . Because 10-4 means “copy” or ditto ? Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,263 October 11, 2019 Share October 11, 2019 *looking for shoes and can’t find them* Telling myself: are you shoe-er they aren’t there ? Sorry, that actually was terrible xp . 1 Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRockARooster 51,139 October 11, 2019 Share October 11, 2019 I tried to catch fog yesterday...... mist. 2 sig by @Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 11, 2019 Share October 11, 2019 11 hours ago, The Demon said: I tried to catch fog yesterday...... mist. Wonder weather your judgment was clouded or not. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,263 October 15, 2019 Share October 15, 2019 *finds locks I needed* Friend: You found what you needed? Me: lock-ily, ahahah Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 16, 2019 Share October 16, 2019 I wanted to get saucy with my ex-wife, but I had no time to suggest cause it took us too long to ketchup. also, she still won’t let me have custardy of the kids. I really mustardone a terrible job of teaching them stuff I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,263 October 18, 2019 Share October 18, 2019 Lady in shoes department: I see y'all are out of the size 9, must be pretty popular. Me: Yeah, we're sole-d out, I'm afraid, eh heheheh . Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 21, 2019 Share October 21, 2019 On 10/18/2019 at 4:23 AM, WWolf said: Lady in shoes department: I see y'all are out of the size 9, must be pretty popular. Me: Yeah, we're sole-d out, I'm afraid, eh heheheh . I bet you were booted out for trying to shoehorn that joke in there. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woohoo 34,119 October 21, 2019 Share October 21, 2019 Ever been sneezed in the face? Let me tell you... it's snot funny. 1 Sig by Sparklefan1234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 January 17, 2020 Share January 17, 2020 I wanted to make a killer joke ...but I'm sure those have been done to death. 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey 5,716 January 30, 2020 Share January 30, 2020 I was blown away by the power of these fans. I am definitely a huge fan of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRockARooster 51,139 January 30, 2020 Share January 30, 2020 How does NASA organise a party? They planet. sig by @Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 February 2, 2020 Share February 2, 2020 How does the Disney fan get into his house? He used MicKEY Mouse 1 A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 5, 2020 Share February 5, 2020 What's Hitler's favorite Star Trek series? Deep Space NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao 7,742 February 6, 2020 Share February 6, 2020 why did the brony cross the road? ----------he saw his favorite pony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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