How much do you eat a day?

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,411]

I eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a hippopotamus, dinner like an 800 pound gorilla, and a midnight snack like a 25 ton humpback whale.

 I am also exaggerating.

EDIT:

Edited January 16, 2020 by Stone Cold Steve Tuna
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[Splashee 28,537]

5 low carb sandwiches for breakfast. Random food and salad for lunch and dinner. No extra snacks.

 

I eat just enough to keep my mind off depression. Eating too much is easy, but it has a bad effect on my health. But I need to eat as well, and quite a lot to not eat worse stuff. it's a stupid balance I am constantly aware of.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

I really have no idea how much I eat but probably too much