You were hired to assassinate the avatar above you - What do?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Alright... I accept.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

he seems to be an alchemist..... so I'd have a hard time killing him using alchemy or magic...... guess its the old fashion sneak and stab tacit...  

Sorry, but Discord is immune against sneak attacks - he doesn´t see through his eyes, but by using 9-dimensional Chaos Magic he can see from every point at once, but only, if he can see himself. This means that one of his greatest weaknesses are invisibility-potions, because they make him blind. 

 

 

Back to topic:

Assassinating an assassin? Sounds fun! I think best version would be that the handle of anything you use to kill somebody will be poisoned from now on. 

Edited January 8, 2015 by ~ Dr. Ocsid ~

[Kurael 43]

Teleport block + Paralyze + my Godsword

 

GG

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

*disrupts all magic within the area* your as good as dead now

[Kurael 43]

I use void magic which cannot be interfered or effected by anything, so I just reveal my true form which you cannot see or touch or hear, but I shall watch you and when you're most vulnerable, I shall step into this world again and that time, I will bring my army!

But before that I shall kill whoever tried to hire me and make him wish he was dead

But before that

*Hundreds of daggers appear from thin air and start floating to everyone close by

Edited January 10, 2015 by Eternal Prince

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I need a moment to think. 

[Silverhoof 2,845]

Get paid half in advance, Skip town leaving the target alive and healthy, I will leave a note for Assassin/Simon to find letting him know who wants him dead.

[Hidey 2,836]

Feed them to a pack of hungry dogs.

 

 

user below me gets their computer hacked and threatened with nuclear war.  

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

simple disguise as a guard kill him when he least expects it

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

I would actually demand the money first, take the money, walk away, and never return to whoever hired me, leaving them to deal with the loss of their money. I am not killing anything.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I would love to. 

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

sometimes you can't just assassinate an assassin its more fun to let them know so they try to hunt me down as well

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I'll do it. 

[Misty Rose 3,217]

Can I really murder an assassin? *pulls out a blade* I'm sorry

[Lordav 3,428]

This mission is impossible... I WONT HARM SUNNY!

 

http://youtu.be/xNO8bJ4Db5g

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Assassinate Sun? 

 

With pleasure. 

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

assassinate my comrade? not even all the bits in the world will make me betray the trust of my allies

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I will not kill my friend!

[Handsome Changeling 1,852]

Well then my sheer power shall set fear into your heart, you shall not see the light of the next day my new enemy.

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

cause a distraction while Simon kills you from behind

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

Hm.....I won't do it.

[Blue Moon 6,345]

 

Would this work?

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Show my client a decoy looking like it.

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

a cat? are you serious?!..... simple poison the catnip

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Alright I'll do it. This mission is pretty hard.