You were hired to assassinate the avatar above you - What do?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

....my comrade..... I need to kill my comrade?!....... forgive me Simon *loads syringe knife with poison* I promise to make your death quick and painless my friend

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

W-what!? I got hired to kill a friend? Well, screw that. No amount of cash can make me kill something I know. Why did I even agree to this? I don't need cash, I live in a infinite floored building in the middle of limbo! This is pointless!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I can do it  

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Oh, him?

Nahh, pass.

New contract!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Capture him using a master ball. Then drop said master ball into the ocean. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I couldn't possibly!

I mean, do you see what he looks like?!

How could I even kill that?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Drop him in a vat of acid, super-villain style! 

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Here have a beer on the house!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I must admit, compared to that this undead abomination seems pretty dull...

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40x73H0hQJg

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I think it's only fair that since you sent mummies after me, I will send one after you!

[Mesme Rize 15,686]

Hypnotize you and make you kill yourself. Another day at the office.

[SynBassilicious Pony 322]

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Edited January 30, 2023 by SynBassilicious Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Throw her into the depths of space, where sound cannot exist!

 

 

 

Hypnotize you and make you kill yourself. Another day at the office.

Silly Twilight, you can't hypnotize me! I'm blind!

[Mesme Rize 15,686]

Silly Twilight, you can't hypnotize me! I'm blind!

 

 

CURSES.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Kill whoever hired me to assassinate Twilight.

[CinnamonPop 3,351]

Insult Pinkie Pie, then say that Stormgiggle made me do it.

[Mesme Rize 15,686]

Do the same thing i always do.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I would never hurt Twilight.

 

 

 

Insult Pinkie Pie, then say that Stormgiggle made me do it.

Blow up Canterlot with C-4, and then frame CinnamonPop. 

[CinnamonPop 3,351]

Two birds with one stone... Again...

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Two birds with one stone... Again...

I'll kill an entire planet of birds with one stone!

 

[CinnamonPop 3,351]

*laughs maniacally* Look at the fireworks! Even more funny, you made your person die.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*laughs maniacally* Look at the fireworks! Even more funny, you made your person die.

Obviously I would throw a meteor at the planet while I'm in space. 

 

Anyway, since that didn't kill you, this will!

 

[Silverhoof 2,844]

There is only one beer left in the fridge. You can have it."

 

 

Edited March 10, 2015 by Silverhoof

[CinnamonPop 3,351]

*snipes Silverhoof* *chuckles* can't use magic without your horn