Ask Applejack!

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

Ah'm feelin' fine.

 

...ya better not have done somethin' with mah stuff or mah family again...

 

 

 

Well, ah dunno. It looks might purty ta me - ya shore did a good job on it. How fast does it go?

 

 

 

Ah don't choose. Really, ah don't. They're all important ta me, and it would break mah heart ta haveta decide.

 

And no, ah ain't.

 

ARCA stock cars are based off of older NASCAR designs, so they max out at around 200+ MPH

[APonyToRemember 31]

Hey AJ! Haha how are ya today? Do you have anything that you like to do when it's not apple-bucking season in ponyville? Hobbies of some sort? What do you like to do to relax with your friends?

[Aureity 3,055]

No I didn't do anything at all! *makes lying face*

 

Ah, c'mon. You're a bigger troll than Dash...sometimes, anyhow.

 

 

Hello, I am back after long hiatus of not being here. I was busy bugging Celestia. But i'm back. Did you miss me? I'm sure you didn't.

 

 

....yer right, ah didn't.

 

 

ARCA stock cars are based off of older NASCAR designs, so they max out at around 200+ MPH

 

Hmm. Maybe ya should try racin' Dash in one o' those. Wipe that smirk offa her face. Ah'll warn ya though, she goes quicker than a cattle stampede.

 

 

Hey AJ! Haha how are ya today? Do you have anything that you like to do when it's not apple-bucking season in ponyville? Hobbies of some sort? What do you like to do to relax with your friends?

 

Ah'm fine, and o' course ah do other things 'sides applebuckin'. Ah ain't one o' those nerdponies that spends all day inside, ya know. Ah gotta check the trees ta make sure they're doin' alright, watch after AppleBloom, and help Mac with his chores. Ain't no time ta idle around.

 

Err...if ah have time left after all that, ah'll go bug Dash or somethin'.

[Gikkleslick 41]

 

 

 

....yer right, ah didn't.

 

Fantastic. And don't worry, i'm not here to blow up the farm or anything. I already got "Blowing things up" and "Money forgery" off the "list of things to do to annoy the locals" while I was visiting celestia.

 

...Just don't go behind your barn.

[Bright Honor 2,654]

I think you are a very awesome mare!

[Mysterypony92 581]

What would you do if I did something to your sister?

[WinterFreeze 23]

Hey AJ how hard is it to work in sweet apple acres

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

What happens if you write "This space for rent" on Rainbow Dash's wings?

[Stormy Shock 28]

Applejack does it ever get boring at the farm?

[Aureity 3,055]

Fantastic. And don't worry, i'm not here to blow up the farm or anything. I already got "Blowing things up" and "Money forgery" off the "list of things to do to annoy the locals" while I was visiting celestia.

 

...Just don't go behind your barn.

 

...alrighty then.

 

 

I think you are a very awesome mare!

 

Heha, thankya kindly.

 

 

What would you do if I did something to your sister?

 

Would depend on what ya did, partner. Judgin' from what ya've done before....ain't pretty.

 

 

Hey AJ how hard is it to work in sweet apple acres

 

It's all in how motivated ya are. And a strong hind hoof helps too.

 

 

What happens if you write "This space for rent" on Rainbow Dash's wings?

 

Hrmm....ya just gave me an idea-nevermind, ya didn't hear anythin'.

 

 

Applejack does it ever get boring at the farm?

 

Ya'd never ask that if ya came here. Ah barely get a moment's rest!

[Mysterypony92 581]

Then never mind!

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Why don't you try to get rid of the Fruit Bats in the West Field?

[WinterFreeze 23]

Tks AJ your awsome

[Gikkleslick 41]

...alrighty then.

Wait a second, that actually worked?

 

Erm, I mean, never mind. Nothing to worry about.

[Aureity 3,055]

Why don't you try to get rid of the Fruit Bats in the West Field?

 

Huh, the bats are where, now?

 

 

Tks AJ your awsome

 

Thanks, pardner, though ah'm not quite sure why ah deserve that praise from ya.

 

Wait a second, that actually worked?

 

Erm, I mean, never mind. Nothing to worry about.

 

 

Wait a second, that actually worked?

 

Erm, I mean, never mind. Nothing to worry about.

 

Err...?

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

How prepared would you be for an attack on Sweet Apple Acres by an army of cybernetic, katana wielding apple ninjas?

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Are these apples of your's ALIVE?!

[cmarston1 5,959]

Did you learn anything today or were you right all along?

 

 

Also what is your favorite food that has absolutely nothing to do with apples?

Edited May 8, 2013 by cmarston1

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

AJ have you been lettin' yer Pinkie friend put taffy in the Cider Roiler again?

 

Edited May 9, 2013 by Blue

[Aureity 3,055]

How prepared would you be for an attack on Sweet Apple Acres by an army of cybernetic, katana wielding apple ninjas?

 

Heh. Ain't that the plot for one o' the books Twi's readin'?

 

 

Are these apples of your's ALIVE?!

 

Well...err, not when ah pick em. Ah guess they grow on trees, so, uhhh, yes?

 

 

Did you learn anything today or were you right all along?

 

 

Also what is your favorite food that has absolutely nothing to do with apples?

 

Ya know how much flak ah got from everypony fer that? Don't regret a thing, though.

 

And, err...nectarines! Ah-ah think. They shore are delicious.

 

 

AJ have you been lettin' yer Pinkie friend put taffy in the Cider Roiler again?

 

 

If that's what she's been up to, ah ain't got no part in that.

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

What if you came across an apple too big for you to eat?

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Grogar: You remind me of someone.

[Sazama Ichida 2,367]

Have you ever needed to fight to the death against somepony who threatened you or your friends?

Edited May 12, 2013 by Asbel Lhant

[Wardaddy 470]

Well howdy AJ! What's your reaction to Spiderjack?

 

By the way, don't take this too hard or nothing, but are you and Dash.........y'know........together?

[WildCard 1,037]

Applejack Darling, would you mind if I give you a little makeover?

And don't worry, I won't make anything too fancy. You will still look like a farm pony afterwards