How edgy can you get?

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

That moment when you're outside throwing knives... near an elementary school...

 

Still no sirens, perhaps I should start blasting German metal while I'm practicing...

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Ridden past cops on my bicycle....with no helmet!

[Rainbowcrash420 109]

I regularly steal pieces of candy from the bulk bins at the grocery store. And one time as a kid I tried to microwave a raw hamburger.

[Koelath 444]

Nothing mentioned in this thread is even remotely edgy. "Sort of mean or pranky" is not edgy. I'm inclined to believe most in this thread knows the meaning of that word, much like most people in the world at large.

 

But on the topic of "What kinda jerky criminal-ish pranks have you been part of?", which is the actual topic happening here, I prank-called the cops and had them ruin a random parkgoer's day once when I was nine.

 

As for the most edgy thing I've ever done...I played Catherine all the way through. EDGE-EDGE-EDGE-EDGE-EDGE-EDGE-EDGE-EDGE-EDGE-EDGE-EDGE!