How edgy can you get?

[Hastur 505]

Me and my cousin Andrew were at our aunt's friend's house, but then we got bored... So we broke into her neighbor's house and took a look around, they had pretty good furniture and our aunt got really mad and cursed us out

Another time I got into a fist fight in the middle of the class room while the teacher was trying to teach stuff

Another time I massaged a girl's ass in class

I broke a guys shin with a lead pipe

I choked someone out in front of a cop car

I managed to secretly clop while my parents where in the same room(really loud music)

I broke my classmate's jaw in a different fight

I vandalized a church with a picture of an ass

I got into a fist fight during detention for being in a fist fight in class

Edited January 30, 2014 by Prince Kira

[Confetti Nova 58]

*listens to Numb while headbanging*

 

I CAN'T FEEL YOU THEEEEREEEE

[Hastur 505]

I made out with a few girls during my cruise vacation

*listens to Numb while headbanging*

I CAN'T FEEL YOU THEEEEREEEE

 what do ya mean?tttttttttttttttt

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

i once ate cereal with a fork. 

3edgy5me.

 

In fact...

4edgy6me.

 

Dats way too edgy. 

[Delernil 952]

Let's add to my edginess....

 

-Shot a rocket at neighbors

-Clopped multiple times with parents sitting next to me

-Beat up my friends

-Threw a $700 telescope down the stairs

-Got the urge to hit my cat and nearly did

-Beat my friends with a recorder

-Played High School Musical 3

Edited January 30, 2014 by Delernil

[Scottshott 3]

I don't ask my parents before using the internet. And I'm only 16.

B|

3edgy5u

[Camping Delights 33]

I played the Devil may Cry Reboot and liked it.

[Castle Bleck 19,174]

This is the "edgiest" thing in spades:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvFgctlnPnc

[Delernil 952]

I played the Devil may Cry Reboot and liked it.

You can take a seat next to the Ride To Hell: Retribution fans.

 

OT: I once shot a potatoe gun at a boat ( ._.)

[Camping Delights 33]

You can take a seat next to the Ride To Hell: Retribution fans.

OT: I once shot a potatoe gun at a boat ( ._.)

People actually like that broken piece of trash?

[ChoroChii 284]

I find it annoying when people try and be edgy. 

[Thrashy 2,799]

Once stepped on a lawn with a sign that said "keep off grass".

 

...Fuck da po-po.

[Gravelord Neat-O 305]

3edgy5me.

 

In fact...

4edgy6me.

 

Dats way too edgy. 

8edgy12edgyyou 

 

 

i live life to the fullest.

[Venomous 18,814]

I can get very much on edge.

 

I have schizophrenia and I get paranoid very easily.

Especially when I'm stressed out, I can get angry at the smallest things and might act rude.

[RED20 289]

I can type in red and black

 

EDGY ENOUGH

[Super Derpy 535]

Wow, I am like the least edgy guy ever compared to you all.

One time this family was being a dick to my friend so we went and covered part of his wall in mud. I can't even think of another remotely edgy thing I've done, besides trespassing a few times.

Edited January 30, 2014 by Super Derpy

[Bucket 107]

I once watched a man be beat to death in my backyard. And didn't call the police.

 

 

89edgy96you

 

But yeah it was really bad.

[Burning Question 69]

I'm only getting edgy when attacked so I used to smash people's heads agains the wall if there was any wall nearby or hit them with the door or throw them at others who also tried to attack me. If I had an umbrella it could become deadliest weapon in my hands. XD

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@,

 

yo cool! i usually melt a ping pong ball in acetone, then mix it with aluminium powder (from aluminium foil grinded) wrap it around a phon resistence, put inside a canister with KNO3, sugar, fructosie, baking soda and some dye

 

leave in the yard of that idiot of my neighbour that was finally arrested AGAIN for drug dealing

[Bucket 107]

Edges are everywhere. I cannot escape them.

[Messershmitt 289]

Edges are everywhere. I cannot escape them.

 

HOW DO YOU FEEL! I'VE FOUND YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!! FEAR ME AND/OR THE EDGES!

[Bucket 107]

Lordie have mercy! I don't be needed no more edges in mah life

[FractalMoon 378]

@@Doc. Volt, 

I've never tried that... A couple of my friends decided it would to be fun to take a stick of dynamite and their old washing machine into the desert. I got to tag along, and the blast was rather epic.

[crazitaco 596]

I microwaved a grape.

OH MAN, I THINK I JUST SLICED MY FINGER ON THAT EDGE

Edited January 31, 2014 by crazitaco

[CornBreadGang 513]

You know what? I can be cool and edgy, too, you know.

Like, for instance, I'll have you know what I stole a dollar from a piggy bank, and only apologized three times.