How edgy can you get?

[Bucket 107]

ITT: The most edgy thing you've ever done

 

For me it would have to be sneeking out to go run around my neighborhood to ding dong ditch. Im not a very edgy person...

[XxConfusedUnicornxX 832]

Hmmm egging every house in my neighborhood with friends.

[FractalMoon 378]

Mixing potassium permanganate and Glycerin USP and then throwing it into the neighbor's yard...

[XxConfusedUnicornxX 832]

Mixing potassium permanganate and Glycerin USP and then throwing it into the neighbor's yard...

OH MY GOD XD Thats badass! XD

[FractalMoon 378]

OH MY GOD XD Thats badass! XD

It was fun, terrifying, and should probably gotten us arrested for arson.

[Delernil 952]

Backstory: model rockets have poles you launch them off of. You have a holder you glue on when you launch. My neighbor was a dick.

 

Strapped a model rocket engine and a holder together and fired it at my neighbors. Flew over their house. And then hit a tree.

[Scootalove 10,684]

As edgy as Nicholas Cage being over the top, and dressed as a bear.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,857]

Betting pennies on games of checkers with my great grandmother.

 

[PinkieApplePie(tCoA) 29]

I lit my friend's girlfriend's house on fire cause I was bored and they were... busy

 

Speaking of which, that was also the night I snuck out to go with my friend to his girlfriends house

Edited January 29, 2014 by AppleJack(tCoA)

[Bucket 107]

Mixing potassium permanganate and Glycerin USP and then throwing it into the neighbor's yard...

Hot dang thats edgy like woah

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

It's kind of lame but when I was about 10 a friend and I made a giant cardboard glider and we tried to run off the side a hill and fly with it.

 

We also tried to exterminate all of the narwhales but that's a story for a different time.

[Erza 581]

I get really edgy when I'm bored.
I usually call my friends (in skype of course) the N word for no apparent reason...

[Blaze Bronson 343]

Well I have almost burned down the house of my friend. Twice xD

[Guest]

it's too....naughty to post here but i'll say it resulted in me getting suspended for two weeks.

[SanityNotIncluded 335]

Watching MLP. Totally badass.

[GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177]

Broke into a church, and got intimate with a girl In the baptism pool. Man that was fun XD

[Delernil 952]

Broke into a church, and got intimate with a girl In the baptism pool. Man that was fun XD

This is the largest middle finger to the church ever. I love it XD

[yayfluttershay 3]

smashed a sliding door in the back yard of an ownerless house. police came and I said i didn't do it and nothing else happened.

[GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177]

This is the largest middle finger to the church ever. I love it XD

Well the best part was coming to church the next day to see people get baptized in the tainted water XDXDXD

[Bucket 107]

This thread is so damn edgy. I can't handle it. I CANT HANDLE THE EDGES

[Seaweed 596]

Broke into a church, and got intimate with a girl In the baptism pool. Man that was fun XD

You're my fucking hero. I owe you a beer.

 

 

Damn, I've done a lot of questionable/illegal things in my day.

 

One of my favorites, tho, has to be the time me and a couple guys from my gun team were partying on the 4th of July and kept getting noise complaints from my spotter Archie's (very crabby, anti-military) neighbor. Long story short, we, very tactically (drunkenly), may I add, stalked into his back yard, bore a hole into this massive ceramic garden gnome his neighbor cherished (no kidding, this thing was like...four feet tall) filled it halfway with kerosene and placed a large firework in the hole.

 

I'm pretty sure that the ground on that lawn is still scorched, to this day.

 

'Merica

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

Last semester one night I took waaaaaay too many shrooms and wandered around campus tripping balls all night.

 

Two of my friends took them too (got them from me :3). Once was his first time on them. He said this:

 

"Man I don't think these are working"

*looks at row of parked cars*

*blank stare*

"Man are those moving?"

 

Lel

 

I also tripped balls when I went to Midwest Furfest last fall. Actually that was a hippy flip. xD Soft huggable bright fur suits…OMG that was heaven. xD

 

I was never the edgy kid growing up. It's all coming out now. xD

 

Oh and I plan on growing my own shrooms soon, too. :3

Edited January 30, 2014 by ~Master~ Button Mash

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

I carried a knife through the later part of jr. high and all of high school, I wrote an essay supporting Hitler and the Nazi regime just to piss off a teacher, I bought beer when I was 14. Nothing too big, but I do enjoy the little things.

[Gravelord Neat-O 305]

i once ate cereal with a fork. 

[Mephala 2,633]

Stripping in public.

I wasn't naked, but I almost was before I got kicked out.

It was really hot out and literally girls wear skirts that look like belts, I don't see how me wearing undergarments is really a bad thing.

 

Hmm, what else...

I gave laxative-laced brownies to a teacher I didn't like.

I wrote the entire song lyric to "It's A Good Day to Die" from Starship Troopers in marker on a desk, complete with pictures.

I blew up six beakers in Year 10 Chemistry.

I put water on my friend's earbuds on a cold day so they froze to the inside of his ear.

 

Etc.

Not very edgy.