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XFizzleism

 

the primary tenets of XFizzleism is to be witty, vain, confident, and energetic in *pelvic thrust*ing

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Church of the Holy Nipple.

This was a fake religion my friends and I created to troll people, I won't go into details, but it some parts were quite humorous. 

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Woodwindism.

 

No... I did not make this up for this topic. This was a joke I made up last year while I was at college, mainly in between another girl and I. We were sitting a table for lunch when a person comes up and starts reading the Bible to us, and after they left, I just joked around with the girl I was sitting with about pulling out my book of Woodwind Instruments and their History and being like "Let me show you the gospel of the woodwinds!"

 

I then joked about converting her, because she was a string player, and then that I'd have to convert the entire orchestra. lol

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I'm gonna follow the naming convention and name it after myself: Edwardism.

 

But this would not be a religion that worships a god, more the worship of human values. There would be just one rule: Be a good person. Aid others. Be a shoulder to cry on. Give people help when they most need it. Be the person that is there for everyone. Happiness, and the happiness of others, shall be your reward.

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I do poetry. Give it a read?

http://highonpoems.com/poet/ed_gosling

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ghostie-lam.

 

Everyone must believe Rarity is best pony, or they go straight to camp.

 

Everyone must drink Pepsi at least 3 times a day.

 

And everyone must think Megadeth > Metallica.

 

:D

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He who is Positively Obsessed With All Things Rarity!!!

"Not everyone who is pretty is necessarily beautiful. For those two to come together is truly a Rarity"

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Science! just kidding. X3

The church of sammiches!

Where people  show respect by making each other sandwiches. :D

Cuddles will also have an important role because... yes!

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