What's the evilest thing you've done that you don't regret?

[RainGloom 6]

Because I'm very energetic and I don't care about what's going on around me, I decided I would very happily and gleefully skip out of my College library because I was in a good mood.

 

I skipped past this girl who was sat at a table and heard her say to her friends "Wow, he's a little bit weird" so I turned around, crouched down to her level and said "I might be a little bit weird, but you're a little bit fat" and then skipped out of the library again.

I'd consider being called weird an honor

 

Well, none that I don't regret, but plenty in the past that I do regret, lots. That's partly what made this community so appealing to me, that it has all the characteristics I wanted to see in myself. Looking back, I see that I was just part of the pyramid of shouting (or whatever Barney called it): I was bullied so I bullied others. It took long enough to get past that.

[MLPForums Phanact 1,374]

probably when i murdered 2 cats

How, when and why did you do this o_o animal abuse is not funny.

[Hangman 320]

I was at a party and some dude was getting all punch drunk and puffed his chest out at me. I cold cocked him, stole one of his shoes, dumped my beer out all over the floor, and grabbed the 2 fullest bottles of booze on the way out. It was fun. I Haven't been to a party or gotten in a fight since. I have also had sex with a girls younger more attractive sister not long after breaking up with her. Both of those tales, I do not regret one bit.

[Messershmitt 289]

One time i shoved my cousin down a flight of stairs, it was funny watching him fall like a little ragdoll. 

[Guest]

Broke up multiple relationships. Tbf, the boys deserved it. And I only told the girls so they'd know how unfaithful their boyfriends are.

 

Been in fights, but I didn't START them so idk.

 

I make fun of people a lot...

 

you know, I'm not that nice tbh. But it's hard to explain haha.

[Clarity 3,094]

Making friends with a duck called .

[Obsolete 681]

 

 

Making friends with a duck called Roodyface.

 

What's THIS supposed to mean? 

 

Anyway, might as well post something while I'm here. The most evil thing I've done was probably opening a box of cereal before I was supposed to (as it had been intended for a trip) and letting my sister take the blame for it. But even that I regret, to a degree.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@@Kelario,

 

long time ago (when i still was a bully) i "rent" a friend's BMW M3 to go around with friends and get girls

 

hidden in the school lab's sink a small cube of pure Sodium (open the water and kabloom!)

 

after got graduated we run INSIDE the school with our scooters leavin tires traces everywhere and breaking stuff

 

stole the schoolmaster's password and filled his pc with porn

 

hacked with an Arduino and a laptop into the vending machine and stole everything

 

put trojan horses on teacher's PCs to steal tests (worked like a charm)

 

put Loctite attack on teacher's chair

 

put AgNO3 on lab's desks (say goodbye to your clothes)

 

trow teacher's pullover out of the window

 

strapped a fellow on a chair with duct tape and launched him on the chair down the stairs with swimming glasses on

 

 

 

yeah i was a delinquent.. but  i had fun

 

i bet that my friend @@TwistedShadow, can make worst XD go on buddy.. let's take over Europe with science and amonium nitrate

Edited March 14, 2014 by Doc. Volt

[BayoUni2847 528]

Back in my Sophomore year of High School we had a big project we had to do in one of my English classes where we had to write pages and pages worth about all the good things that happened in our lives (accompanied with pictures) and write how we would like our lives to pan out. Me, being an immense procrastinator with projects like this, put it off for 3 months. We had about a month and a half to work on it and the teacher kept telling me to turn it in. At the end of the semester I didn't turn it in. I got a 0 out of 300 and still passed the class with a solid B due to getting A+'s on everything else lol.

 

Back in my High School we had two math teachers. One teacher explained everything clearly and helped us students as much as she could and we had another teacher who walked like a penguin due to being immensely overweight and he made fun of the students when we didn't understand something that we just learned. Whenever he sat down in his chair in front of his computer and crumb filled desk and had to get up to do whatever he had to do, he had to rock the chair back and forth and use the momentum to get out of the chair. I would feel sorry for him if he wasn't such an ass to everyone. So my friend and I would laugh at him when he did his little routine of getting out of the chair and I still don't regret laughing about it. Since I was on Yearbook and had the most experience in Photoshop, I would take his photo from the 'Staff Album' and crop it out and put it onto other pictures, I got a few good laughs out of the other people in the Yearbook class lol.

[Khaoios 1,970]

Well......if there's one thing I did and don't regret is...........making a girl cry.  Now, tbh, im a very nice guy, yet there will be times where you come across someone who will be such a bitch at you that you tell her something and she goes off crying to tell her bf.  That, fillies and gentlecolts, is what I exactly did.  I remember entering class one day and her being racist and all, told me something, that in such rage, i responded back with a racial remark that she ran out of the room, crying.  After a few class periods, her bf came up to me and somewhat threatened me, yet he new, that I was a straight forward person, so i told him the truth on what she said and guess what......................................the racial remark she said to me, was also insulting him, b/c we are both Spanish.  Once that happened, he dumped her at the end of the day.   Go figure.

 

I have stolen cookies because they taste good.

 

Classic

[Koelath 445]

If I found out that you stole my 3DS, let's just say that you would be eating hospital food for a week!

Reality: You wouldn't hospitalize anybody over a 3DS so can it with the tough guy act. And frankly, if you would, you're a terrible person with s### priorities.

 

 

Anywho, in high school, the cafeteria had these racks full of snacks. Chips, cheetos, candy-bar-ish things...For about half a year, I'd swipe from the rack and stuff my pockets. My snacks of choice were sweet-and-salty bars (made from oats and peanuts with sweetened peanut butter holding it all together, or the other type was almonds with white fudge) and these little bags of graham cracker clusters dipped in chocolate.

 

Also in middle school, I swiped $30 some kid left in the open. Got caught later (snitches) and he cried. Ha.

 

 

Also, there was this one class. One of the students was chatting with the teacher about some s### going on in her life and this b#### seated behind me kept muttering and complaining about it for...Honestly, I dunno the reasons. But it wore on my nerves and I eventually turned around to confront her, culminating in the following:

 

"Hey, what's your name? Brenda? Well, hey, Brenda...Could you do me the tiniest little favor...and SHUT THE F### UP! If you have SUCH A BIG DAMN PROBLEM with her talking about s### that doesn't have anything to do with you or affect your existence in the slightest, then MAN THE F### UP AND GO SAY SOMETHING, YOU BLOODY COWARD. But if I have to sit here and listen to you WHINING UNDER YOUR GODD### BREATH LIKE A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE LITTLE C### FOR ONE MORE SECOND, I'M GONNA TAKE THIS PEN IN MY POCKET AND JAM IT RIGHT IN YOUR F###ING EYE, YOU WHINY LITTLE N#####!" (Note: I'm not a racist, I just knew it'd push her buttons. Plus I use the term for any race anyway.)

 

And then when she started on a comeback, I backhanded her and jammed the pen in her arm. Not her eye but she still bled a little. Grinned all the way to the principal's office.

 

Edited March 14, 2014 by Koelath

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

I don't know if it necessarily counts as evil, but one time I was fishing, and the fish got off the hook while it was reeled in (and thus, was on land), it was just flopping around, so I shouted "It's loose! Get back, it's dangerous!" to my friends and shot it several times with a BB gun. I guess it depends on whether you consider the fact the fish was going to die anyway.

[Evilshy 5,090]

Hm... let's see... what evil has Evilshy done?

 

 

Well, for one, I kill things. We have a problem with moles and other such rodents that ruin our yard and garden. We have cats that mostly deal with the problem, but sometimes they catch something, and because they're cats, they get bored before they kill it. If I happen to see this, I'll go kill the thing myself. Don't feel bad at all, although I don't think it's really evil.

 

All through highschool I stole food. Lunch was overpriced as hell, so I'd find the blindspots of the lunch ladies and sneak stuff into my huge jacket pockets. Baskets of fries, chicken nuggets, drinks, cookies, sometimes an entire meal depending on what it was. Over the three years I did this, I only got caught once, and I talked my way out of it by saying that I wouldn't normally do it, but my lunch account was empty and I forgot to bring more money (which was true, but I still would've gotten in trouble if not for my silverish-tongue).

 

Found a DS lite on the floor of a school bus once, took it, never looked back. I found it in the morning (meaning it had been there all night) and it was the last day of school, so the chances of me finding out who it belonged to were basically nil. Didn't real steal it, which I wouldn't do. And these days, I'd probably make more of an effort to get it back to the owner, but back then I was a bit different, and I really need another DS since my first one had broken shoulder buttons :/

[crazitaco 596]

All the times I hit my brother for being a little butt.

My mom would give me permission to hit him if he was bothering me, and boy it felt good.

Another thing I used to is torture/kill ants (probably didn't do much since they hardly sense pain if at all)

I would drown them, tape them, boil, microwave, put on a hot grill, stick in freezer then warm back up, cut them in half and watch them crawl.

I was a pretty sadistic child, but I never went any further than maiming ants or roaches.

Edited March 14, 2014 by crazitaco

[Vinyl Scratch. 604]

Probably the time my gf cheated on me with her ex who she still loved, so I hacked into his facebook, said a few things and destroyed their relationship

No fucks were given

[Judgement 445]

Every time I ever punched someone who punched me first. They deserved it.

[GONEFOREVER 518]

I kneed a guy in the balls and broke his pelvis. I only did it because he was going to mug me.

[Zhortac 1,474]

Way back when, I stole some kids Charizard card from right under his nose and hid it in my shoe. No one found it, even though I got a pat down lol. I also swapped a friend of mines Blastoise when he told me to steal my brother's holographic Muk card for him. My brother didn't care when I told him I took the Blastoise, since that's his favorite lol.

[3005 332]

I once told a man that I needed money for the bus because my grandma was dying and he gave me $20.  :comeatus:

[XxConfusedUnicornxX 834]

So this one girl was called to the front by the teacher to demonstrate cutting on a wooden board. One b**** said, "She's really good at cutting, you should look at her wrist!" I got angry and walked over to the girl before punching her in the face. Everyone was shocked because I'm the quiet one in class. Did I get in trouble? No. The teacher praised me XD The next day I spray painted her with red paint. I then shouted that it was my grandmothers period from 10 years ago. She was so freaked out. I still cant believe she couldnt smell the paint!

Edited March 16, 2014 by XxConfusedUnicornxX

[Motionne Flow 6]

Evilest thing I've ever done that I don't regret?

 

That has to be when I was in grade seven when I middle-fingered this girl that I used to like.

To which then she proceeded to beat me up BUT to this very day I don't regret doing that. 

[Proton 565]

I stole a friend's DS cartridges. 3 of them.

And then I sold them on Gamestop.

[Abstract 832]

I suppose that would be the time I cheated on my girlfriend of nearly two years at the time with a friend/co-worker of ours.

 

She hadn't done anything to wrong or hurt me whatsoever, and I know I'm a piece of shit for feeling this way, but I can't help it: it was worth it, and I'm glad I did it: If I were given the oppertunity to go back in time and rethink my decision, I would definitely do it the exact same way it went the first time.

 

Hate me if you want, I know it's more than warranted.

[Dashtastic57 40]

I've taken some blind bag ponies from stores.  ONLY ones that are sitting in the bottom of the display box b/c people have opened them.  I figure no one's going to buy them so a store associate will probably just toss them.  I'm just putting them to better use.  

 

I have on 2 occasions opened those mlp blind bag dog tags just enough to see what they were.  Both times they weren't ones I wanted so I just left them on a shelf lol.  The whole idea of blind bag/boxes kinda sucks IMO anyway.  

 

I switched a price sticker on an action figure once.  It was only like $5-10 difference.  I just didn't think it was cool that 2 action figures in the same line/wave should differ that much in price.  

[Sigma 768]

Getting an elitist 'I'm smarter than you.' attitude every time I come across someone who's talking smack.

 

Stephen Hawking once said that the greatest obstacle to knowledge isn't ignorance, but the illusion of knowledge. Therefore, I usually try to see myself as being no smarter than the average person, but that's easier said than done when you come across a person and they say something like 'YOLOSWAG GAEEEE' just to annoy you.

I don't know if it necessarily counts as evil, but one time I was fishing, and the fish got off the hook while it was reeled in (and thus, was on land), it was just flopping around, so I shouted "It's loose! Get back, it's dangerous!" to my friends and shot it several times with a BB gun. I guess it depends on whether you consider the fact the fish was going to die anyway.

 

In a way, that was more merciful than letting the fish slowly suffocate to death.