Subject name : "Do not attempt to combine real equine with equestrian equine ever again!"
Code : 13417
Class : Safe
Containment procedure : to be kept in a locked locker where it can't be seen.
Description : subject-13417 is a shitty drawing. It was an experiment done by a secondary school student in attempt to bioengineer a normal equine to an equestrian equine. However a catastrophic failure in design occurred due to lack of creator's reference on how an equestrian e
Not sure how to pad this out so... I've been recording fanfiction readings for a while so I have a bit of a reserve when the Golden Oaks get redone, but I figure it wouldn't hurt to get some feedback on some of the stuff I've recorded anyway. So, without much ado, here's Cry for Love, a quick-and-dirty reading of a story poking fun at Best Pony and Best Princess Honorable Mention. Lemme know what you think.
Here is A True, True Friend from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Season 3 Finale) on the Organ.
Enjoy. 😊
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My lovely, my manly
My heart pounds so gladly
For you, my wondrous knight
I lust for you all night
If only t'were today
but not another day
My lover, my precious
You've been quite chivalrous
Am I justified such
From a man I love much
you've taught me love once more
couldn't be gladder for
My dear, my loveliest
do you fancy me best
I ponder that your mate
is me not, do I rate
better than I believe
or should my nerves reprieve
My other ha
Doctor: You've got six weeks to live
Me: Give me eight
Doctor: It doesn't work like that.
Me: Seven?
Doctor: Come on...
Me: F*ck you.
Doctor: Ok, now it's five.
Saw this at a supermarket and couldn't resist.
I had checked two videos about these and they both indicated these contain various figurines. But that must have been different, some special case, because this one only had an iron-on patch.
It was the same chocolate as in the review videos, too. Half brown milk with stars, half white. Both tasted mild, creamy, not overly sweet, and unspectacular.
I had a feeling it was too good to be true. (This day was rich in disappointments. Also go
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I wish the earth was flat so I could jump off the edge and die with an authentic Minecraft falling out of the world experience.
DnD bonus:
Monk: Have some liquid courage, friend.
Paladin: I have a spell for that, it's called Heroism. It allow me not to be intimidated or scared.
Monk: I do too, it's called Jack Daniels.
Here is I've Got To Find A Way from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Season 3 Finale) on the Organ.
Enjoy. 😊
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I lost my watch at a party once.
An hour later, I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party.
Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose.
No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
( Essay inspired by "Faith and the Force of Others Order of the Pulsar Document")
Just my ruminations on the Force and the path that we all walk
The Force is generally left for the individual Jedi to define. But why is this? Because the Force, if it exists as any sort of entity with a will, would speak to us all in an individual way. A way that is suited to our own understanding and self-betterment. The will of the Force, if it exists, would set us on the path that is best for u
You were one of the first people to welcome me when I first came to this site. You are....were one of my oldest friends. We used to be close. Almost dated even. I put you in the friend zone because I didn't want to lose you like I lost so many other relationships that meant a lot. You know practically everything about me and I knew a lot about you. What hurt the most wasn't having been so close, it was having to block you so you wouldn't be able to contact me anymore. It's better this way Becaus
I saw a 4 year old girl crying, all alone.
"Are you ok?" I asked her. "Do you know where your mommy and daddy are?"
"No", She sobbed.
I love doing volunteer work at the orphanage.
So apparently Season 9 is supposed to be the end of Mlp Fim. I have mixed feelings on this. I am happy about it because I'm glad that the show will not run to long and get turned into a cash cow kind of thing where they basically run it into the ground just to get every last bit they can out of it.
On the other hand, I remember when i was first introduced to this show back in high school and how I went through that whole process of "Bronification", from denial that i am enjoying the show, to
Here is What My Cutie Mark Is Telling Me from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Season 3 Finale) on the Organ.
Enjoy. 😊
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Over the last several years, I have been fascinated with how everyday objects appear in different light, whether it's UV, Near IR or thermal IR. I've never had much interest in photography, but when I found out that ordinary cameras could be modified to see Near IR and UV, I had to give it a try.
I got my first taste of the hobby by simply pointing one of my smaller telescopes at a tree and installing one of my astronomy cameras into the focuser. Most astronomy cameras, unlike consumer came
(DISCLAIMER: IF YOU DO NOT FIT ANY OF THE PEOPLE DESCRIBED IN THIS POST, THEN PLEASE DO NOT GET UPSET. THIS POST ISN'T ABOUT YOU. OKAY, GOOD? LET'S BEGIN!!)
Hey guys. This is the first post I'm gonna do in a series of posts ranting about popular political rhetoric I've seen on the internet. This is an opinion I see espoused by almost EVERYONE on the web, and is also very prominent in regions such as the American south, New York, New Jersey, and in areas of Europe. And the opinion is
Off to a slow start but settled into a decent development routine at last. Plus, I've got heckling coworkers now to poke & prod me on a daily basis about getting this game done. Also, a new Pokemon game was announced, and it looks like its following the same formula I'm getting tired of, leading me to feel more fired up than ever to deliver my take on the elemental turn-based RPG system. If you want to know exactly what's on my dev plate going forward, then you'll like the production d
What's up, everypony? Woohoo here with another edition of Musical Manslaughter, because you can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter' and these songs are jokes.
Since I started MMS over a year and a half ago, I ripped apart quite a few types of songs. I've shredded multiple pop songs, a beloved folk song, a reviled metal song, two Christmas songs, a ballad, and even ranted on the things I hate about music in general. I try not to be some other music reviewers where they constantly rant on
Hey. Y'know what really grinds my gears? Incoherence online.
Despite having extreme social anxiety irl, I've always prided myself on my powers of articulation, and that includes in cyberspace. I do my best to communicate clearly, but everywhere I go online, people talk with such broken, fragmented slang that much of time I have no frigging clue what they're trying to say. I'll just state for the record that I love slang, be it internet-specific abbreviations, or general slang, but I alw