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  1. Koelath
    Discord has literally never done anything evil in the entire series. It's in a baby's nature to cry a lot and shit all over itself, but nobody seriously blames the little beast. Discord is no more evil than Chrysalis is for trying to feed her people...Though Chrysalis crosses into evil for taking an unnecessarily sadistic delight in torment and terror. Discord's very existence demands chaos and...Well, discord. That's not evil, that's nature. Anyway, season 4 premiere: Big Mac narrates the entire episode with full-on eloquent speeches. Fans riot and burn down cities. Also, I want death. Real, legit, serious death. Plunge the series into total darkness for an episode or two, who cares, at least it'd be dealing in something real for once. His official name is Time Turner. He has no relation to Dr. Who at all, and never has, ever. Yes, I will insist on stomping all over your hopes and dreams at every opportunity as much as you insist on projecting that overhyped British crap onto my ponies. >.>
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    What the hell is a fluffle puff? ...Oh. A standard pony made big and fluffy. Meh. OCs are rarely worthwhile. I see no difference here.
  3. Koelath
    They'd react with a shrug and keep eating. Animal vegetarians aren't like human vegetarians. They don't have all these inane reasons behind why they don't eat meat so they're unlikely to be upset by it. Hell, Pinkie would discover bacon cupcakes and we'd all be doomed.
  4. Koelath
    Go hug a horse and let us know. (Note: I've hugged a horse before. It's nothing special. Hugging a pony would probably provide more warm fuzzies and less size-related awkwardness, but that's likely the only difference.)
  5. Koelath
    First glance response: "Huh...Rarity's mom's special talent is collecting the Dragonballs?" Damn. If only she'd been in the right show. Could've saved those guys so much time...
  6. Koelath
    Mounted on their snouts, man. Mounted. On. Their. Snouts. Just picture it. A horde of warrior ponies literally headbutting swords through their enemies.
  7. Koelath
    Scootaloo's parents are James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman. I defy you to even THINK about questioning such an unimaginably awesome possibility. When is this established? Theoretically, literally any unicorn could use magic to help make a dress...Rarity's just the only dressmaker. Also, Rarity got her cutie mark after finding tons of jewels in a big rock. So her special talent is less dress-making and more being a potential gold digger.
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    Fluttershy: "Oh no! *frantically runs around handing tiny sweaters to all the bunnies*" ...I really want to see that now. Cuteness incarnate. XD
  9. Koelath
    Fluttershy's power is heart. Nobody wants it, nobody likes it, everyone mocks it for being useless...But in the right (or wrong) hands, it can actually be crazy awesome.
  10. Koelath
    Generally when it comes to TV series, all non-show elements are non-canon (or a separate canon of their own) unless officially stated otherwise.
  11. Koelath
    Flutterdash is the best Rainbow Dash-related ship. General adorableness as well as Rule 34 proves this time and time again.
  12. Koelath
    You sure do seem to know a lot about the majority opinions of a fanbase of countless individuals all across the planet...Curious. Art thou a witch? Anyway, the worst episode to start on would be Keep Calm And Flutter On or any other continuity-based episode.
  13. Koelath
    Theory: Luna's corruption was orchestrated by Discord as a last-resort bit of spite as he was sealed away in stone. He planted the metaphorical seeds of discord (as is his nature) and they just grew from there until she was consumed. This fits with Discord's MO of sowing disharmony. On top of this, the corruption altering her physical form and her all-too-immediate apologies upon reverting to Luna fit with what we see in The Return of Harmony. As I recall, Rainbow Dash also tripped all over herself in apologies after Discord's spell was broken. I don't see how any of it matches up with Sombra's methods. He doesn't corrupt, he only oppresses.
  14. Koelath
    A bit of water isn't going to drown the animals. They'd wake up and get away from it, same as you would do if your house started to flood. Natural selection would claim any too dense to do this but as the term implies, that's just nature. Can't be too fussy over that stuff, y'know.
  15. Koelath
    My favorite color is blue. What this says about me is that I like the color blue.
  16. Koelath
    Magic. There's this show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. If you watch it, you learn the answers to these very obvious questions.
  17. Koelath
    ...What logic do you base this statement on? "I don't find bats happy, therefore they're unfit for anything with a happy atmosphere!" Bit narrow-minded. .-. Bat ponies look awesome, and that makes me happy.
  18. Koelath
    Bat-ponies are Luna's guards. That, or they're dragon-ponies, which leaves hope for Spike/Rarity fans... I wanna see a naga pony. Awesome.
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    Well, you see, unicorns and alicorns can use magic because they are both a special subspecies of pony. They're born with a very high number of midichlorians an-*shot* Reminds me of another quote: "Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Maybe they just have crazy advanced science.
  20. Koelath
    My favorite lesson is "I didn't learn anything!" from the apple cider war episode. Least favorite lesson is "The mentally challenged should be hidden away and censored for the sake of overly-offended normal people." from the Derpygate scandal.
  21. Koelath
    What did the Mane 6 use to eliminate Nightmare Moon's dark powers? The Elements of Harmony. What did Celestia and Luna lose when Luna became corrupted? The Elements of Harmony. It's really quite simple...Explained in the relevant episodes, even. XD
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