Nylon

I remember reading somewhere that she's 13'5 (standing on her hind legs) and weighs 713 pounds. Which must be quite inaccurate at least in the weight department

Here's my list: Twilight - Ness from Earthbound Pinkie Pie - Mario Fluttershy - Luigi Rarity - Princess Peach Applejack - Captain Falcon Rainbow Dash - JOHN CENA!!!! Spike - One Punch Man Shining Armor - Jason Voorhees Princess Cadence - A severed head (She's wear an invisibility cloak from the neck down and Shiny would carry her by her mane) Big Mac - The Sweet Transvestite from Tran-sexual Transylvania (Since his alter ego is Orchard Blossom) Princess Celestia - Jesus Christ Princess Luna - Neil Armstrong King Sombra - Himself (he's ugly enough to be his own monster) Queen Chrysalis - Ghirahim from Skyward Sword Discord - Jeff Goldblum

Thanks, I didn't know where this could go so I just went with "other fan work" because it was a fanmade coffin made for the poor little toddler

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/10/man-donates-custom-made-mlp-coffin-to-4.html God bless this man. God bless him.

I'm making a video where Shining goes on a Zelda-esque adventure and I'm looking for Cadence's theme music and all I could think of for her is this one: Does anyone know of a tune that would suit her better or should I go with something else?

Is he sitting RIGHT next to Cadence? Is he touching her hand at all? I don't think so.

Allow me to list down everything that is wrong with this "editorial" 1. Was Blueblood even in more than one episode other than the Gala episode? Because I doubt he's even interacted with Cadence at all so there's likely no chance of that happening. 2. Cadence is the princess of LOVE so if there is one character who'd rather die than to cheat (especially if she say, hated Shining) it'd be her. I wouldn't even be surprised if she'd go all full tumblr SJW over the subject of things like adultery because adultery is not love, that's LUST. 3. You're reading this from some guy from Deviant Art which is known to be home to some of the dumbest people on the internet. 4. If he's serious then he's likely an idiot who's actually jealous of the canon couple because neither one is up for grabs for there OC to be paired up with. And Finally 5. Is he is NOT serious then he should feel ashamed of making such a tasteless joke when it comes to such a thing as bastard children and affairs for that is the VERY worst way to break a heart and there is nothing funny at all about either thing.

Pinkie: YO I'M PINKIE PIE, THROWIN' THIS PARTY JUST FOR YOU! YA LOSING PARTY CUZ WHAT YOU SAY STICKS BACK TO YOU! I'M THE QUEEN OF THE PINK, NOPONY IS LIKE ME! I'LL MAKE YOU FEEBLE LIKE YOUR YET BE BORN BABY! YOU'RE NOT PINK, CUZ YOU STINK SHINY WOULD THINK AS WELL! MY PINK BLOWS YOUR PINK OUT OF THE WATER AND STRAIGHT TO HELL! JUST GIVE UP GIRL! YOU COULD NEVER BEAT ME! I'M THE PINKEST OF THE PINK AND THE QUEEN OF MC! Cadence: YOU CALL THAT RAPPIN' FOOL? HAH! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO! DON'T YOU BRING MY HUSBAND INTO THIS, CUZ BIOTCH YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU SO DESPERATE, YOU HAVE THE WORD "PINK" IN YOUR NAME! I'M THE REAL ROYALTY OF THE PINK, AND GIRL YOU JUST LAME! I'VE BEEN ON THIS WORLD SO LONG AND SEEN SO MANY THINGS! AND OF ALL OF THAT I NEVER SEEN SOME GIRL WHO DON'T GOT NO BLING! YOU SO POOR, AND A SNORE THAT YOU ARE SUPER GREEN OF ALL OF MY PINKNESS, GIRL DON'T YOU MAKE A SCENE! Pinkie: I DON'T NEED MONEY TO BE SUPER FLY! AS LONG AS I AM THIS PINK, I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY! MY PARTIES ARE MY SPECIALTY, WHAT ARE YOUR'S AGAIN? OH YEAH! IT'S THE FEELING OF COMMITMENT TO YO MAN! Cadence: NOW HOLD ON A SECOND GIRL! MARRIAGE DOESN'T RUIN MY LIFE! IF ANYTHING YOU SEEM MORE LIKE THE STEREOTYPICAL WIFE! YOU SPEND THE DAY COOKING PASTRIES, ALMOST NONE FOR YOURSELF YOU SLAVE AWAY SO FREQUENTLY, YOU'RE LIKE A SANTA ELF! Pinkie: OH NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU DID NOT JUST DIS MY BAKIN'! NOW IT'S TIME TO SHOW NO MERCY, I WILL SIZZLE YOU LIKE BACON! YOU THINK YOUR SO COOL WITH THAT CASTLE AND YOUR HUBBY! BUT EVEN WHEN I EAT ALL THESE, YOU ARE STILL THE BIGGER TUBBY! THAT'S WHAT IT DOES TO YA, AS WELL AS THAT BABY! JUST GIVE IT A SHORT FEW YEARS, AND YOU'LL BE HOMELY AND LAZY! WITH YA SERVANTS SERVIN YA, AND THE MONEY SHOWERIN ON YA! YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT, SO SAY GOODNIGHT TO YA CHANCES AS A RAPPA! Cadence: YOU THINK YOU WON? PAH-LEASE, THAT WAS SO WEAK! WITH YOUR LAME EXCUSES, AND YA FAT SHAMIN'! GOSH WHAT A GEEK! WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER TO WHAT THE HAY TIME DOES TO YOU? IN THE END THAT DOESN'T MATTER, AND YOU WELL KNOW THAT IS TRUE! YOUR RHYTHMS ARE BAD, YOUR ATTEMPTS ARE SAD. YOUR MAMA WOULD BE SO MAD! TO SEE YOUR SORRY SELF LIKE THIS. JUST ADMIT IT YOU'VE BEEN HAD! LOOKS LIKE WE OUT OF TIME, ON THIS FIGHT AND YOUR SWAG! SEE YA LATER PINKIE PIE, I HOPE THE AUDIENCE DID NOT GAG! WHO WON???? YOU DECIDE!!! EPIIIIIC RAP BATTLE OF PONY!!!!!!

Who is the better pink pony and why?

I want to see Cadence going through mood swings and weird cravings now. "Oh hey hun, you're also having a midnight snack?...I see you're...going to town on the exotic food fridge...uhhhh...Okay, if...you need anything just let me know...goodnight..." Shining slowly backs away from Cadence who's gorging like a maniac at everything in the fridge. He's just about to leave the kitchen, thinking he's in the clear until... "SsShHiIiIiNnNnNyYyY??...." Shining stops in his tracks, frozen from fear on what's going to happen. He takes a deep breath as he slowly turns around to his knocked up wife. "...gulp...Yes dear?..." "BeEe HoOoNeSt...HaAaAvVeEeE IiIiI...GaAaAiIiInEeD WeEiIgGhHtT??...." "...Nnnno, not really-" "LIAR!!!!!!!" She throws the entire fridge at Shining, causing him and the fridge to go through the wall "Im SoRrY hUnNnY!!!! fOrGiVe mEeE- I HATE YOU! YOU NEVER VISIT ME EVEN THOUGH YOU LIVE WITH ME!- DRAW ON MEEEEEEEE!- OH IM SO SCAAAAAAAARED- WAAAAAAAAAAH!" She runs out screaming and laughing and crying as the husband squeezes his way out from under the fridge. "...Ow..."

I imagine Cadence agreed with her husband to give him wings as soon as he dies so he can enjoy the life of a not alicorn.

They both can summon stuff straight from the ground so who'd you imagine would be better?

Now there's no secret that they each represent the EoH, but who amoungst the 6 is the most morally wise and why?