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  1. Swordfishtrombone
    How very lucky of you. I went to this Oz Comic Con and the only brony was this awkward as hell neckbeard in a 20% cooler t-shirt. And it wasn't even me, despite how similar the description is.
  2. Swordfishtrombone

    Hmm, I seem to be growing a rather dapper neckbeard. I could rock a mullet and neckbeard.

    1. Parties like Pinkie

      Parties like Pinkie

      -wait for it-

    2. Nightfall

      Nightfall

      My neckbeard makes my neck itch when I look down...

       

  3. Swordfishtrombone

    Crona, please stop spamming my notifications list.

    1. Parties like Pinkie

      Parties like Pinkie

      It's gonna be legen-

  4. Swordfishtrombone
    Yes, very good. I would certainly join and I've got friends who would join too. So, yeah go for it dude, and God helps those who help themselves you know? Awesome idea.
  5. Swordfishtrombone

    Hey, you keep going with that book?

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    2. Swordfishtrombone

      Swordfishtrombone

      Cool. I always thought, your name is a reference to Charlie Daniels, isn't it?

    3. Chevette

      Chevette

      "The Intimidator" was Dale Earnhardt's nickname and I chose it mostly because I'm a Dale Earnhardt and Dale Jr. fan. But you are also right, there is a song by the Charlie Daniels Band called "The Intimidator" which is about Dale Earnhardt.

      And the 82 at the end of my name is for my boat which is a 1982 American Skier. But the only reason why that was added on to my name was because "TheIntimidator" was already taken as a account on youtube.

    4. Swordfishtrombone

      Swordfishtrombone

      Oh my god, it all makes perfect sense now.

  6. Swordfishtrombone
    Hey man, what's cracking?
  7. Swordfishtrombone
    Nah. Too many have that stupid, stupid line; "and then he died, but his death was drawn in a super-realistic way." Well, no actually, I did enjoy that one about the Pokemon that knows that guys name and does all that crazy shit, and the Legend of Zelda one, so they can have potential to be alright. I like gore, not because I find it sickening, in fact it's very un-scary, but because it can be done in very interesting ways. I also hate it when it's like: "this story is so fucking scary, it'll make you never want to play with your dog or eat corn again!"
  8. Swordfishtrombone

    What really surprises me, is that nobody's gotten the Rain Dogs reference in my signature yet.

    1. VladmireV.S.(Crank)

      VladmireV.S.(Crank)

      wat. 0_0

    2. Swordfishtrombone

      Swordfishtrombone

      And the name, Swordfishtrombone, too.

    3. VladmireV.S.(Crank)

      VladmireV.S.(Crank)

      ....i knew that......*lyingthroughmyteeth*

  9. Swordfishtrombone

    Happy Canada day! Who's up for some ice hockey, maple syrup and Tim Hortons? And later on, why not? We'll burn down the White House. (Oh god, please don't van me for that)

    1. VladmireV.S.(Crank)

      VladmireV.S.(Crank)

      i have the kerosene and te torches if you have the rope and the maple syrup?

  10. Swordfishtrombone
    ... Well, I do have a mullet.
  11. Swordfishtrombone
    I hate in when you go to a themed restaurant, and then you go to another, and the menu is exactly the same! The exact same! To the word!
  12. Swordfishtrombone
    I got a proper well-built model train track for $20. Probably worth about $350.
  13. Swordfishtrombone
    Cool beans. I like the concept, this should be a real team.
  14. Swordfishtrombone
    Actually, the more I think about it... Yeah, I can totally see Anthony Bourdain as a brony. Any other choice quotes or actions by him?
  15. Swordfishtrombone
    Anthony Bourdain? That guy who does all those kick-ass shows on Lifestyle Food? What's the reasoning?
  16. Swordfishtrombone

    Speaking of religion and stuff, I might become a Quaker. Anyone know anything about that?

  17. Swordfishtrombone
    1.Do you believe in an afterlife? No, I would think that we will all simply die to the eternal grave, maybe we can be saved, and maybe we can't. Everything leads to death. Everything is just gonna fade one day, and everyone will ultimately die, and we'll never even notice! And when we do try to notice, we'll find we can't! We just can't notice you know? But I would think not. So who knows, really? Nothing is real, but everything is real too you know? 2.Are you a religious person and if so what does your specified religion state about death? You could call me religious, in a way, but I don't really truly have a religion I believe in. I'm working on it. If there were a god or great diety, I wouldn't put it up to some rich guy with his own bloody country to tell me how to believe in him. 3. Are you scared of death/oblivion? Hmmm.... nah. Can't say I am, since it's pretty much a part of life anyway, but not life. Hell, you might just say it's the purpose of life, to die. Why be scared of the inevitable?
  18. Swordfishtrombone
    I don't think it's a "brony problem", more like a burden on everyone who's ever been in a group, ever. There's gonna be assholes in any group, but then there's always gonna be some total brothers as well you know? So anyway, I don't think of them as "'false bronies" or anything like that 'cause of the "no true brony" logical fallacy. So no, I don't reckon I hate them or anything.
  19. Swordfishtrombone

    Do they seriously not have roundabouts in America?

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    2. Nightfall

      Nightfall

      No, it's safety.

    3. Bronium

      Bronium

      Indeed.

    4. Colon Leftbracket

      Colon Leftbracket

      I certainly hope we do, mostly because Roundabouts caused me to fail my Permit test twice!

  20. Swordfishtrombone

    I must go now. But do not be sad, for when I return I shall have a mullet!

    1. Parties like Pinkie

      Parties like Pinkie

      Be strong.

    2. Swordfishtrombone

      Swordfishtrombone

      Not sure if I should get a traditional mullet or a bronytail mullet...

    3. Parties like Pinkie

      Parties like Pinkie

      Both.

       

      Mullet tails. :3

  21. Swordfishtrombone

    ... Are you going somewhere?

  22. Swordfishtrombone
    I can see Shining Armour doing some weird pony kickboxing for some reason. And traditional sword fighting and staff using. I can see Daring Do doing street fighting. Like you know, fighting without any real focus, just fighting like you would. And/or Equestrian Ju Jitsu. And Applejack could totally do some kick-ass judo/karate/kickboxing. As for Rainbow Dash, Jeet Kune Do, Kung Fu and Wing Chun, Muay Thai can get horrifyingly fast, but so can anything really.
  23. Swordfishtrombone
    Fluttershys Bro.
  24. Swordfishtrombone
    Applejack- Diamond Daves kung fu hillbilly fighting system.
  25. Swordfishtrombone

    I would have thought you'd be a mod, somehow. That is good. Still got that masturbation injury or whatever it was?

    1. Key Gear

      Key Gear

      Very funny! It was actually a lawnmower injury!

      :-P

       

      Unfortunately, I still can't type, but I can use a mouse again so that isn't so bad!

    2. Swordfishtrombone

      Swordfishtrombone

      Wait... how did you type that?

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