Samurai Equine

Gotta go fast~ 

(Art by TheArtrix)

Hey there, my crowd.

I'm bored. So I'm going to tag some random friends I've made and make a funny little free verse. No, it's not a rap, it's just letting my mind come up with silly thoughts. Enjoy~

Step out of my @ShadOBabe, because you're a @DivineQueen1000. But first, let me suggest a fun little @Prospekt. This will blow you away like an @ExplosionMare! I was just eating @Muffinnz and a @ToastedScone, feeling kind of @Cwanky, when an idea stuck me like a wild beast's @PoisonClaw. What if we invent a perpetual @SolarFlare13? No? Maybe you're right. First, we'd need to invent infinite @EpicEnergy. I can't even heat up my beverages properly, they're always @Stone Cold Steve Tuna. But I promise I have an @Emerald Heart of gold, and I'm full of @Astral Soul power! Sometimes I just get lost in the @Windy Breeze and I just need a @GeneralDirection on how to get back home. And don't show me your @AppleButt under the @Twilight Skies! I was trying to make this a @Platinum Night to remember, now it's just a @Treeglow Flicker  of what it could have been. But it'll be okay, I just learned how to unlock the @Dark Horse in my favorite video game. Just grab the controller, press up on the @Dynamo Pad during the cutscene, and you'll be ready to go by @Rising Dusk. Just be sure to get some sleep at night so you can say "@Deae Rising Shine~!" in the morning; don't stay up past @Midnight Danny. With proper education, a simple @Sparklefan1234 of imagination could lead to wondrous things! But for now... Can you smell what @TheRockARooster is cooking?

That's all for now. Sorry if I didn't tag you. Either it's because I wasn't sure if you'd be cool with it or because I wasn't sure how to turn your name in some funny word play. 

Goodnight, my crowd! Take care.