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Roughshod

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  1. I would be the hero but some might perceive me as a villain. That can't be helped though, you can rarely please everyone.
  2. Oh really? Is that so? Pleeeease elaborate. I'm dying to know what could be better than the Mac Daddy of fast food. Surely you must be under some delusion or mental affliction to think any restaurant could top the sheer culinary excellence of McDonald's?
  3. Roughshod

    general media Anime Crush?

    Really? With that voice of his? Well whatever floats your boat.
  4. This guy gets it. Magic is everywhere and in everything.
  5. I listen to the beat of my heart and the screams of my enemies. A melody of life and death orchestrates itself amidst my utter pwnage of all unfortunate n00bs who cross my path...
  6. You ever see Applejack buck? I'd call that magical. lol
  7. My father and his father and his father before him all fought in wars overseas so that we could eat as many gosh darn burgers and fries as we want! So excuse me if I get just a little bit offended when I hear you lefty ponies trash talking an American institution like McDonald's. *sob* Can't you see what you're doing to this great country!? Open your eyes everypony! Before it's too late! *more sobbing*
  8. Mmmm. Yes. That's very relatable information. It's like reading the thoughts of the real adult Sunset Shimmer. Gosh. It almost brings a tear to my eye.
  9. I can't imagine Fluttershy eating at McDonald's. Maybe some fries or a drink. But it would likely just be from the fly-thru.
  10. It looks more bored than scary. Besides, you're all wrong. Parasprites are the scariest creatures. Either them or Bigfoot. Still on the fence about that one.
  11. Location, location, location. Not to mention their enormous advertising and marketing. They also have a history of targeting children and youth far more than their competitors.
  12. It's a more passive form of magic than the other types but it is unique to them. I'd like to see if there is a pony strong enough to break off a unicorn's telekinesis. Maybe Big Macintosh or Bulk Biceps.
  13. I'll bet that even if there are police officers in Equestria, none of them are mares. Seems only stallions have the chops for security work as far as I've seen anyway. F*** The Royal Guard!
  14. Which is what they want, the ultimate loyal customer who eats nothing but McDonald's products. Truly a dream come true.
  15. Such exciting lives we bronies and pegasisters must lead. Gosh, it's got my heart pounding just thinking about it. I feel so thrilled. That's how I feel. Is that relevant enough for you mods?
  16. Geez! It's already been shown that Unicorns can do almost anything a pegasus can with the proper magic. Hasn't anyone here seen 'Sonic Rainboom'?
  17. Has anyone noticed it's the same people replying to this thread? It's making me sad just reading it.
  18. It's no good, it's all bad. They'll make you fat and they'll make you sad.
  19. Earth ponies can't teleport or fly away Although they can buck you in the head pretty hard. Ouch.
  20. Chillaxin by the pool. Oh wait, that's my summer. I guess just being a boss like I am now, only as a ghost.
  21. Classic. Scootaloo is my favourite crusader because of her attitude. I think that one day she will likely learn to fly but only time will tell.
  22. I'm so nervicited! Actually boredom is closer to the truth. I wish I had a Death Note.
  23. Not very original though. And why is it that only Sombra has been killed? Are they just sexist against stallions?
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