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Your shadow is proof that light has traveled 93 million miles unobstructed only to be stopped short of reaching the ground in the last couple of feet... by you.
I hope you are proud of yourself.
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If you were sitting on a donkey, and someone threw a rock at you, knocking you off... would it be fair to say you were stoned off your ass?
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If you ate yourself... would you become twice as big, or disappear completely?
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USB is really just a back up in case USA fails.
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Is it a tool to change the mood of your walls?
Or close combat weapon you fall back on in paintball war when your gun is out of ammo, or you need to perform a stealth "kill"?
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Don't you just love it when a game breaking bug not only crashes the game after several hours of playing... but then deletes your save file you had been very careful to keep backed up?
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Have you ever wondered what your dog or cat named you?
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Is that all that I am worth
upon this cold and sullen earth
a place to hang the words you said
seeping anger soaked in dread
never kindness only spite
a forgotten language you rewrite
into a raised and wrathful fist
to curse the fact that I exist
the bitter winds do blinding blow
the words most foul toxic flow
and underneath this septic rain
the jagged lightning thunderous pain
an empty shell for all to see
the hollowed remains of what once was me -
If you go outside and lie down on the ground on your back, it is like the world is your backpack and you are lugging it through space.
No wonder I am so tired and my legs hurt.
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Want to be remembered after you die? Borrow money from everyone you know just before you do.