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Everything posted by GrimGrimoire
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Your body must create enough mucus every two weeks to coat your stomach, otherwise it would digest itself.
Although I should have saved this one for Thanksgiving.
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Well that was the most painful conversation I have had in a long time. And it just show me how spiteful people can be. Thanks world, I needed a few more kicks to the stomach to get this day rolling.
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I hate June.. so many memories of what could have been replaced by what came to be.
Sometimes I loathe being all alone, and then this rolls round and reminds me why I choose to be.
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Some people just say something dumb, and then there are those others that like to make a cape out of dumb and wear it running around making whooshing noises.
Worst superheroes ever.
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Barbara Millicent Roberts is literally the most successful woman in history. She has had more careers in the amount of time most of us will ever have studying for one.
Either that or she just can't hold a damn job.
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I don't consider many of the jobs she had something you walk in off the street for, thus "careers". It is not my fault she can't stick with one.
Wu Zetian has never been an Astronaut, Thunderbird, NAScar driver, Super Hero, princess or President. Something Ms. Roberts has been. On the other hand, Ms. Roberts is formulating her plan now to eventually conquer China.
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When licking an US stamp, you consume about 1/10 of a calorie. If you live in the UK you are getting about 5.9 calories per stamp lick... and if it is the commemorative stamps you are pushing 14.5 calories!
And we are worried about cheeseburgers.