Suddently....YOU ARE AN ALICORN!

[Vulcan 3,255]

As the princess of pie, I will wield the Elements of deliciousness against the evil veggie empire.

[Riganthor 484]

I am now an alicorn.... damn it LARSON  

But to be serious I would freak out I would miss my elfish looks and such but oh well I guess I make the best of it and make a pie castle

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

yey now i can fly and do some magical s***

[Clawdeen 15,175]

I'm going to make tons of pies lol

[Celtore 2,770]

Pi day (March 14th or the mlp equivalent) is now a statutory holiday. Celebrations will include global bakeoffs, neighbourly pie exchanges, secret bakers, pie eating contests, parades and much much more!

Edited January 10, 2016 by Celtore

[PiratePony 8,475]

It'd be hard to enjoy, with so many ponies complaining that I'm an alicorn now instead of a unicorn.

[L1ghtn1ng_Flash 213]

Jumps in air and flies away.

Crash lands/teliports five hours later after going back in time and having a chat with Albert Einstein. Then distorting the first atomic bomb so it blows up with rainbows instead of fire and death.

[JeyWiz 1,097]

♪ Princess Gumball!!! ♪

[Randimaxis 8,654]

Alicorn Princess of Pies?

 

*GASP!*

 

I HAZ PYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!

 

I givez da pie to a pony - INNA FACE!  RIGHT INNA FRIGGIN' FACE!

 

'n den, I givez da pie to 'nother pony - INNA FACE!  SMOOSHY ALLUP INNA FACE!

 

'n den, I gives ALLA PONEEZ FACEPIES!  HA!  YEAH!

 

YEAH!  AN' ONE FOR YOU!  AN' YOU!  HA HAAAAAA!!!!!

 

PIEFACES FOR ERRYPONEEEEEEEE!!!!!

 

IN YOU FACE!  IN YOU EYE!  FACEPIES!  FACEPIES!  FA-...

 

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...and that, dear Forums, is why they won't let me near the banhammer.