If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?

[Lagom 204]

There's one political leader I would think of, but else I wouldn't want anyone to sit beside me, because I'd rather be alone and die than having a friend or beloved family member who would also die in the process.

[Catsle 604]

Next to Tom Hanks we would crash and live with the coal smired basketball.

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

A dead guy with a parachute.

Edited August 18, 2014 by Emerald Starlight

[Satsuki Kiryuin 1,155]

I wouldn't want anyone on my plane crash because on one deserves to die in such a cruel manner.

[ARagY 1,152]

This is a very interesting question I almost want to call a psychological trap. At first I wanted to go all SJW and say "no one" because I'd rather give up my life alone than with others, but then I thought about the impact that it would have on the people I know. Especially my most loved and cared for. So I'd have to say, despite that, that I would want them there with me. I know it sounds selfish, but I don't know what they'd do to themselves, and somehow I don't trust that they won't do something. The ultimatum to this problem -- for them to be there with me. Because I'd rather us die together than me die and not ever know if they did something even worse out of sadness or something. It almost sounds kind of romantic. But that's the only way i could have peace. I'm far less concerned about my life than theirs, even if I don't say it.

[Spirk Burkham 93]

is it too late to ask for chuck e. cheese?

[Caleb Rosengard 889]

This thread is a REALLY smooth way of asking "who would you die to kill?"

[iceestarz 5,764]

Yoshi.

 

That way I could be swallowed, turned into an egg and not die.

 

Whatever happens to yoshi...not my problem

[Envy 6,169]

Why would I want anybody sitting next to me? Just let me die alone. Nobody else needs to die.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

The Pilot. I would want to be someone helping him as much as I could even until impact.

 

 

Violet, from The Incredibles. I'd ask her to make a force field around all the passengers, or as many as possible.

 

A force field protects against impacts and other objects coming towards you, but does nothing against body decelleration.

You'd be safe from debris, but not the sudden stop when you hit the ground.

Edited August 18, 2014 by Blue

[Shift 4,272]

Thor or Tony Stark, because they can save me from dying.

[Tao 7,862]

Goku

He could fly us out and also hunt food if no flying.

[Eliash147 159]

Pinkie pie

Because... Pinkie pie

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

A medic with the crusaders crossbow.

About to get eaten by sharks? Uber.

Hit a building? Uber.

Problem solved.

[TheDashingRainbow 134]

A clone of me laughing in a demonic laugh as if he planned the whole thing.. so I can have one last "WTF" moment!

[None 189]

My girlfriend. Of course, she'd start panicking and run around the plane, but it's the thought that counts.

[DemonofSong 9]

I wanna say snorlax, he wouldn't really stand out the much on an airplane, he could probably punch through the wall, and I could use him as a raft. And even if he couldn't punch through the wall, I could hug him and be protected from the crash by his fat. Plus I just love snorlax.

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Ditzy Doo, obviously, because her miraculous rump would somehow save the day.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

my sister I would want to be with her as we spend our final minutes in life

Edited September 3, 2014 by Snowflake Frostflame

[Feather Grass 312]

I have no idea No idea at all!

[BMF 57]

Twilight.

We two sit in a magic barrier.
When the plane crashes we just walk away slowly into the sunset.

[FoxOsprey 46]

My sunglasses; because, according to legend, they are the source of all cosmic energy.

 

Also a banana, which I will try not to drop.

[Khaoios 1,970]

I wouldn't sit next to anyone, other than a Parachute. 

[Moss 95]

A tauntaun,It's corpse will shield me through the crash.

[Darker 1,351]

Chuck Norris. Because Chuck Norris.