What would be the first thing you'd tell the ponies about if they came here?

[Pip_Gobbler 32]

It's the middle of the night, suddenly a burst of blinding light consumes your bedroom. You wake to find that a random pony from the mane 6 has arrived in your bedroom. Just to make it easier, lets say it's Twilight, she accidentally transported herself while trying a new spell.

 

My question is, what would be the first thing you try to explain to her about our world? I'm sure she'd have lots of questions xD so what would you tell her? I'm curious for the responses haha.

 

I would personally tell her "we have these magical devices that can turn into maps, cameras, can tell us how many calories we've burned, is a calendar, and we can use it to explore outer space....and we use it to take pictures of cats" (Cell phones) xD I imagine she'd assume we're all descendants of Derpy lol

Edited March 14, 2015 by Luna's_gonna_loon

[Megas 27,666]

Tell them to play video games

[Mysterious Grepper 89]

Would she have any objective here, or would she just need to fit into human society?

[Crypty Scribbles 5,013]

I would say "We are spying on you though that magic boxes."

[Cosmik Vek 764]

"You see these screens over there, that's what created you basically"

[Mysterious Grepper 89]

I would say "We are spying on you though that magic boxes."

 

"How to creep out a pony in two seconds."

[UltimaX 63]

The wonder of the internet and something called porn. 

[The Narwhal Muffin 183]

The wonder of the internet and something called porn.

 

It's going to be hard to explain clop.

[Cwanky 17,588]

Enjoy the scenery while it lasts.

[TheJLeeTeam 914]

What I would say: Let me hug you! and Let's Play!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

I would warn them to leave before it was too late, and show them CNN so they can see what a horror our world is.

[Pastel 7,630]

OMG TWILIGHT IS THAT YOU*faints*

 

I would probably tell her to hide until she finds a way to get back to Equestria.

Edited March 14, 2015 by Blobulle

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

I'd tell them to stay away from what we refer to as "neckbeards".

[Meanlucario 131]

Stay away from the internet.

[Vinyl Scratch (Filly)™ 936]

"I don't remember eatin' no shrooms..." 

[Pip_Gobbler 32]

Hahahahaha these are great, 

 

Would she have any objective here, or would she just need to fit into human society?

 

Hmm well, since in my scenario her coming here would be a mistake I'd say it'd be up to her, knowing Twilight she'd want to study our world since she wants maximum knowledge lol.

 

[baltosaa 86]

At first, I'd question her a bit,

 

then answer any questions she may have...

 

 

Then warn her, and tell her that it's probably best she go back soon, just for her own safety...  e_e

[techbishop 100]

I'd tell them to stay away from the humans if they don't want to get "tamed" by them.

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

Don't go outside. Your very presence will reinforce the superstitious myths & beliefs of the worlds societies, driving the human race into an even more paranoid and irrational state. Those humans who don't see you as an abomination and try to kill you, will capture you, experiment on you, keep you locked up and under observation for scientific purposes and for reasons of security. That is, if my government does not discover you first, take you away, eliminate any witnesses and make it look like nothing ever happened. 

 

AKA: Humankind isn't ready to accept intelligent life, that isn't human. 

 

I'd then tell her to do everything in her power to go back, and wish her well back in Equestria. 

[Obstinance 21]

I'd tell them to avoid Derpibooru and DeviantArt like they were the bubonic plague.

[Mysterious Grepper 89]

I'd put her in a dog suit and walk her around town, pointing things out that differ in Equestrian and Earth's culture (Western culture, specifically.) I'd wear a Bluetooth headset so it would look like I'm talking on the phone.

 

No need to worry about her seeing shocking things on the internet, neither a mouse and keyboard or a touchscreen would work with hooves. :comeatus:

[Probably Lee 197]

I would tell them not to look up clopping. Or pictures of themselves.    And if they were to, to get a lawyer. Get some lawsuits outta those.

[Splendormane 203]

I would most likly tell them about the fan art and  other art :3  casue i love fanart and art and thoose kinds of stuff

Edited March 15, 2015 by Captain FuzzButt

[Pip_Gobbler 32]

I'd put her in a dog suit and walk her around town, pointing things out that differ in Equestrian and Earth's culture (Western culture, specifically.) I'd wear a Bluetooth headset so it would look like I'm talking on the phone.

 

No need to worry about her seeing shocking things on the internet, neither a mouse and keyboard or a touchscreen would work with hooves. :comeatus:

 

I would tell them not to look up clopping. Or pictures of themselves.    And if they were to, to get a lawyer. Get some lawsuits outta those.

lol these are two of my favourite ideas so far, imagine the lawsuit (once everyone got over the fact talking ponies existed) I can just envision Twilight pointing to blown up canvases with clop content and shivering and stating her case xD

 

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,161]

1. Watch your step

 

2. Watch your mouth

 

3. Do research on this world without making harsh judgements.

 

Honestly, it's important that they not only learn about the world and humanity, but also get an objective view of humanity in general.