Ask Celestia

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

That photo doesn't exactly inspire confidence in your words aunty Celestia....

 

I wouldn't lie to you, now would I?

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

SRAS is displeased. You have not answered her question yet.

[Stargaze 8]

I wouldn't lie to you, now would I?

 

You never know auntie.

*Hugs auntie Celestia.*

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Celestia, you scare me. I fear you're watching me in my bedroom every night. Can you fly me across Equestria with a magical ponyback ride?

 

Yes!

 

 

SRAS is displeased. You have not answered her question yet.

 

Sorry I didn't see it, thanks for letting me know!

 

 

 

You never know auntie.

*Hugs auntie Celestia.*

 

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! PONYBACK RIDES PLEASE SRAS.

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

To the standing Co-Ruler of Equestria,

 

Our soldiers had entered your territory on good faith, and personal invitation. If necessary, I will personally negotiate for their safe return home. And if another option is necessary, we could send our finest in stealth, to remove the barely perceptible threat of your paltry decorative Royal Guard. Gold is such a soft metal, horrible choice for armor. If any harm has come to our citizens, who came on good intention and invitation itself, I will personally see to the decommissioning of you. You have taken some rather important citizens. Important bears have family in those soldiers. I truly wish to avoid conflict and fluff-shed, but we are prepared for your response.

 

From, Mr.Iscariot.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! PONYBACK RIDES PLEASE SRAS.

 

I am glad I was able to make another pony happy today

 

To the standing Co-Ruler of Equestria,

 

Our soldiers had entered your territory on good faith, and personal invitation. If necessary, I will personally negotiate for their safe return home. And if another option is necessary, we could send our finest in stealth, to remove the barely perceptible threat of your paltry decorative Royal Guard. Gold is such a soft metal, horrible choice for armor. If any harm has come to our citizens, who came on good intention and invitation itself, I will personally see to the decommissioning of you. You have taken some rather important citizens. Important bears have family in those soldiers. I truly wish to avoid conflict and fluff-shed, but we are prepared for your response.

 

From, Mr.Iscariot.

 

 

Alright we can negotiate. However, I do not recall sending any invitation to your kind. These...bears have not been harmed. Just locked in my dungeons for questioning on the "intrusion" what are your terms?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

I do not recall sending any invitation to your kind.

 

*backs away slowly*

Heh... Yeah... I Wonder what happened there...

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

*backs away slowly*

Heh... Yeah... I Wonder what happened there...

 

Oh that was not directed at you, if anything, Twilight would probably love to chat with your about your world, and just general science.

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

To the standing Co-Ruler of Equestria,

 

Invitation originated from a Ms.Sparkle, who ensured personal connection to your rule. I believe her ecstatic message contained something of...cultural knowledge? A second invitation arrived, no address, but a navy blue envelope. Being unmarked it was considered possibly dangerous, and contained by a bomb squad. Inside was a geographical map of your territory.

 

Our terms are as follows:

• Safe return of the following bears; Colonel Ketchup, Sergeant Killgore, Coporal Maximus, Corporal Power, Corporal Torque, Private Bjorn, Private Brian, Private Jackson, Private Kurtz, Private Malone, Private McUltra, Private P. Pickles, Private Phillips, Private Sensible, and Peace-Keeper Cozy.
• Opening to negotiations concerning our borders.
• Tourism, allowance to promote our country within your borders.
• Assurance to the safety of any and all visiting citizens of our nation, particularly, Paradise Island.
• If dignitaries of said country, being that of Equestria, visit on negotiations, personal terms, vacation, or otherwise, any violence or abuse will be dealt with swiftly and curtly by local law. See the past case of Ambassador Kappa; his attempt at "picking up", then attempt at rape. and subsequent beating of a factory worker. Note the form of execution used by local police.
• Compensation. I believe it comes out to 10,000 gold in your country.

Edited April 12, 2012 by Judas

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

 

Oh that was not directed at you, if anything, Twilight would probably love to chat with your about your world, and just general science.

 

What? I mean, yes! What I meant had nothing to do with those bears.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

To the standing Co-Ruler of Equestria,

 

Invitation originated from a Ms.Sparkle, who ensured personal connection to your rule. I believe her ecstatic message contained something of...cultural knowledge? A second invitation arrived, no address, but a navy blue envelope. Being unmarked it was considered possibly dangerous, and contained by a bomb squad. Inside was a geographical map of your territory.

 

Our terms are as follows:

• Safe return of the following bears; Colonel Ketchup, Sergeant Killgore, Coporal Maximus, Corporal Power, Corporal Torque, Private Bjorn, Private Brian, Private Jackson, Private Kurtz, Private Malone, Private McUltra, Private P. Pickles, Private Phillips, Private Sensible, and Peace-Keeper Cozy.
• Opening to negotiations concerning our borders.
• Tourism, allowance to promote our country within your borders.
• Assurance to the safety of any and all visiting citizens of our nation, particularly, Paradise Island.
• If dignitaries of said country, being that of Equestria, visit on negotiations, personal terms, vacation, or otherwise, any violence or abuse will be dealt with swiftly and curtly by local law. See the past case of Ambassador Kappa; his attempt at "picking up", then attempt at rape. and subsequent beating of a factory worker. Note the form of execution used by local police.
• Compensation. I believe it comes out to 10,000 gold in your country.

When you mention boarders...what concerns do you have with your boarders? And what purpose other than your own personal gain does promoting your tourism in our country do?

 

And you can have your squad, I have no need in keeping them...but tell me more about this...bomb,You'll need to fish out more information before I unlock their cells.

 

What? I mean, yes! What I meant had nothing to do with those bears.

 

 

Well you give me no reason to think why you would have.

Edited April 12, 2012 by CeIestia

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

To the standing Co-Ruler of Equestria,

 

There was no bomb. A bomb squad contained the suspicious letter, dark blue envelope, unmarked. Inside was a map to your country. Now, your citizens have been expanding West. These settlements seem Democratic in form, a stark contrast to your form of rule. Their settlements have infringed upon our territory, including Paradise Island. We needed to use The Factory to house the refugees and settlers. Tourism promotes cultural transfer and the exchange of free ideas.

 

Research has shown a section of your country truly belongs to our government. It seems the early founders of your country ignored clear and present rights to territory. However, there was somewhat of a bomb accident concerning your country..return address being "Da Party Pony", the package contained sweets, baked goods, confetti, glitter, colored ping-pong balls, and a spring mechanism. Needless to say, something malfunctioned, and impaired the vision of Fluffy, the recipient of said package.

 

From, Mr.Iscariot

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

To the standing Co-Ruler of Equestria,

 

There was no bomb. A bomb squad contained the suspicious letter, dark blue envelope, unmarked. Inside was a map to your country. Now, your citizens have been expanding West. These settlements seem Democratic in form, a stark contrast to your form of rule. Their settlements have infringed upon our territory, including Paradise Island. We needed to use The Factory to house the refugees and settlers. Tourism promotes cultural transfer and the exchange of free ideas.

 

Research has shown a section of your country truly belongs to our government. It seems the early founders of your country ignored clear and present rights to territory. However, there was somewhat of a bomb accident concerning your country..return address being "Da Party Pony", the package contained sweets, baked goods, confetti, glitter, colored ping-pong balls, and a spring mechanism. Needless to say, something malfunctioned, and impaired the vision of Fluffy, the recipient of said package.

 

From, Mr.Iscariot

 

To the standing Co-Ruler of Equestria,

 

There was no bomb. A bomb squad contained the suspicious letter, dark blue envelope, unmarked. Inside was a map to your country. Now, your citizens have been expanding West. These settlements seem Democratic in form, a stark contrast to your form of rule. Their settlements have infringed upon our territory, including Paradise Island. We needed to use The Factory to house the refugees and settlers. Tourism promotes cultural transfer and the exchange of free ideas.

 

Research has shown a section of your country truly belongs to our government. It seems the early founders of your country ignored clear and present rights to territory. However, there was somewhat of a bomb accident concerning your country..return address being "Da Party Pony", the package contained sweets, baked goods, confetti, glitter, colored ping-pong balls, and a spring mechanism. Needless to say, something malfunctioned, and impaired the vision of Fluffy, the recipient of said package.

 

From, Mr.Iscariot

 

I hope you can prove that we intruded on your land a long time ago. I am the ruler of Equestria; and I would of known if we were stealing territory or not.

 

And how do I know you are not just trying to set up some of my citizens to take over our land?

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Celestia, how are you so beautiful? :3

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

To the standing Co-Ruler of Equestria,

 

In the records of settlers, did they mention seeing teddy bears? Just appear, out of nowhere sometimes, dressed in outfits? Would they hear noises, and perhaps squeaks, or short barks? Would things disappear, as if some natives were trying to hide construction materials, prevent building? Had you seen such personally? Do you see teddy bears in your piles, or that of your sister, or any stuffed toy collections really, in outfits such as dark blue vests, or wearing a miniature visor?

 

And this is no set-up. These are refugees. Truly running from something. From what, I do not know. But what they say reminds me of the troubling scout reports we had on you..are there any further questions before the release and compensation to our good bears?

 

From, Mr.Iscariot.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

To the standing Co-Ruler of Equestria,

 

In the records of settlers, did they mention seeing teddy bears? Just appear, out of nowhere sometimes, dressed in outfits? Would they hear noises, and perhaps squeaks, or short barks? Would things disappear, as if some natives were trying to hide construction materials, prevent building? Had you seen such personally? Do you see teddy bears in your piles, or that of your sister, or any stuffed toy collections really, in outfits such as dark blue vests, or wearing a miniature visor?

 

And this is no set-up. These are refugees. Truly running from something. From what, I do not know. But what they say reminds me of the troubling scout reports we had on you..are there any further questions before the release and compensation to our good bears?

 

From, Mr.Iscariot.

 

They are released, but I need more concrete proof of the territory you claim was stolen. Sounds in the night and stuffed animal toys are not convincing enough. If you had done research on this, then where is it? Why would you not bring it if you were to discuss the return of this land?

 

We make our own stuffed animals and clothing similar to what you have mentioned. You would need to be more discriptive on those details...

 

If you ask me, that is a tad suspicious, and I wont relinquish the lands. For what these..refugees are running from I have no idea.

[ZomBrony 347]

You don't often talk in the show, seeing you deal with these ridiculous "eddy bears so professionly earns you an all new respect from me, I wouldn't be able to take something like that seriously, also I've been sharing human music with AJ and am attempting to get Twi into it as well, and I was just getting curious; do you mind me doing so?

[DJ Cadence 58]

Hey Celestia!

 

just wondering, were you the one who sent Wheatley to the moon or did GLaDOS?

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

You don't often talk in the show, seeing you deal with these ridiculous "eddy bears so professionly earns you an all new respect from me, I wouldn't be able to take something like that seriously, also I've been sharing human music with AJ and am attempting to get Twi into it as well, and I was just getting curious; do you mind me doing so?

 

Go for it, I do not mind at all!

 

 

Hey Celestia!

 

just wondering, were you the one who sent Wheatley to the moon or did GLaDOS?

 

It was kind of a partnership lets say She game me cake, I gave her Wheately .

[ZomBrony 347]

You really seem to like cake, why do you always looked so ashamed/embarassed when you're caught eating it? You should never hide something you enjoy!

[Twi Rubix 726]

Princess Celestia!! Fluttershy took Philomena without your permission even though she is completely fine! And she said that there is something wrong that only she can see. Please don't banish her or anything, shes just crazy today...

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

You really seem to like cake, why do you always looked so ashamed/embarassed when you're caught eating it? You should never hide something you enjoy!

 

It's not eating cake that is embarresing, it's that it was caught all over my face. in the original Gabby Gums article.

I do love cake so very much though!

 

Princess Celestia!! Fluttershy took Philomena without your permission even though she is completely fine! And she said that there is something wrong that only she can see. Please don't banish her or anything, shes just crazy today...

 

I hope she brings her back perfectly fine...

Edited April 13, 2012 by CeIestia

[ZomBrony 347]

Can you describe what you like about cake so much?

[Shadow Stallion 436]

Celestia, I hope you get banished to the sun. I hope Luna betrays you. Your tyranny will come to an end, and you will suffer for a thousand years on the burning sun. Equestria is better off without you. Luna will actually use her powers to prevent disasters, and to expel evil creatures such as Discord. She'll actually use her powers for good, and she won't spawn cake and eat it all day, you pig.

 

With hatred and from the Lunar Republic,

Shadow Stallion.