Gestum 2,493 June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 I wouldn't be that surprised actually. If god is real then hell is where I'm headed. Anyway I would probably find some old friends and have a nice chat with them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarts 1,622 June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 I heard hell is a nice place for tanning. IF is best girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troblems 5,617 June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 Time to start building an air con unit. I got an extra hour in the ballpit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtore 2,770 June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 I'd chuckle at the irony of it. The mere existence of hell is the very thing that started my turn against my faith. What I'd do at that point is provide care and compassion to the innocent disposed and forgotten denizens. I might not have the power to cure the blind, but I'd do what I could, and at the very least, I'd listen to what they had to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeric 46,852 June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Piranha 29,428 June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 Escape boldly! or else this: Oh yeah, I would love to poke some douches for all eternity If I'm being tormented, I'll try to fight demons barehanded, I'm going to suffer anyway, so might as well pick fights :comeatus: 1 Sig by Discords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonShi500 155 June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 (edited) I'd wonder where I could find and talk with some religious folk. I'm sure I could find plenty of Westboro church members drinking tea there. Or maybe god got so confused as to what people consider good and bad that he cancelled the system all together. Satan's unemployed and looking for work. But really, both heaven and hell are such complicated and inconsistent ideas that it's doubtful that you'd truly go there. When you die, you'll go wherever your heart believes you should go. You can register this as either heaven or hell depending on your earthly experiences, I suppose. Trust me, some people enjoy physical pain and torture, whether it be of themselves or of others. You think waking up in hell for them would really be what we call "hell"? For some people, the idea of speaking to god in person or being reincarnated would be their equivalent of hell. So what do they get? Or it could be the stereotypical approach which involves someone burning in a pit of fire with good old Lucy by your side. What type of pain do you feel? You're dead; your pain receptors are no longer functioning, so it couldn't be physical. Mental and/or emotional pain? An all loving god would not permit such suffering without reason, so perhaps you're just stuck in the void of unknowing despair you created in your mind during your physical life and god trying to free you would be pointless. Maybe god's description of love is far different than ours, although I suppose you could make the argument about how terrible life in 3rd world countries and even in 1st world countries would prove a lack of love at all. However, If god has a set, strict law of what is good and bad, like humans do, god would be no better than the worst of humanity with some super powers thrown on the side. If god were truly like that, the universe wouldn't exist with the complexity we know it with and "hell" wouldn't exist. There's no justice system similar to that of earth where we have courts and judges that, by our own flawed and ignorant definition of good and bad, pass judgement. Regardless, I'm sure that heaven and hell are just side effects of the ego taking it's tole on what was once a clean slate. You're not going there, so don't worry. If you think you did poorly the first time, I sure that you could come back some other time... Short answer: pain pain pain, scream scream scream, why lord, blah blah blah... Edited June 14, 2015 by LeonShi500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidey 2,836 June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 sometimes I wake up and ask myself honestly if I'm already there. this is my signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controllen Kyle 6 June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 I scream"AHHHHH!!!!!!" and Satan throws some killing weapon at me. It hurted and i bleed, my head bleeds too. And i said "N-o.... GRAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" And becomes elemental. I had Holy Water. I throwed it on Satan but he just ran on the range he can dodge the Holy Water then he said, "HA! Your too slow!"And Jesus came on me and gave me a magical stick. When i pointed Satan with that magical stick he screamed, "AAAAARUUUUUUGH!" then i become alive on Ponyville but was on a Hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Frostflame 3,568 June 15, 2015 Author Share June 15, 2015 sometimes I wake up and ask myself honestly if I'm already there. why are you so dark Pink.... you're darker than me most of the time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawkes The Phoenix 737 June 24, 2015 Share June 24, 2015 What I'd like to do: Get mad and tell to God "I'm not even a bad person and there are true monsters here, why would you send me here?" What I'd probably do: Cry and beg god for forgiveness. 1 Equestria's best unicorns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939 June 24, 2015 Share June 24, 2015 Considering how many people die every day, it's safe to assume they reserve hell for the the worst people. And seeing as how I'm not that bad, I'd probably get a second chance? Or limbo. Probably that. "You really are fond of chatting with me, aren't you? If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for me!" Solaire of Astora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrubbed user 3,416 June 30, 2015 Share June 30, 2015 *looks around* I'm home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Yellow Diamond 925 June 30, 2015 Share June 30, 2015 *sluggishly opens eyes* "Huh?" *Sees Devil* "Hey Kanye, where are we?" "Wait a minute" "Bull, so much bull!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamecubeguy214 2,512 July 5, 2015 Share July 5, 2015 The best thing I can do is pray. Pennutoh has a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Cake 1,618 July 7, 2015 Share July 7, 2015 Man, who would've thought I'd be the first to get to school. Sig by: Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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