Your Favorite Director directs the MLP Movie

[The Extemper 59]

What would the MLP movie be like if your favorite director directed it?

 

My favorite director is Quentin Tarintino, so there would be lots of over the top dialouge, cursing, and violence. Twilight Sparkle would use her magic to be a total bad ass, Rarity would use her boquet is a drug front, AJ would be apart of the Mafia, Pinkie would be the crazy one, Fluttershy would be the mare out for revenge, and Rainbow Dash would be the athlete on speed... This sort of perversion pleases me.

[Blake of Gilead 140]

Tim Burton directing the MLP movie...Hmmm...

 

[Unr3alGamer 230]

If my favorite director directed the movie, I'd imagine there would be a lot of this coming from Twilight:

 

"Where's the trigger!?"

 

"Nice coat."

 

"I'm not the princess Equestria needs, but the one it deserves."

 

"He must have frieeeends."

[The Extemper 59]

Tim Burton directing the MLP movie...Hmmm...

 

 

 

If my favorite director directed the movie, I'd imagine there would be a lot of this coming from Twilight:

 

"Where's the trigger!?"

 

"Nice coat."

 

"I'm not the princess Equestria needs, but the one it deserves."

 

"He must have frieeeends."

I think that Tim Burton would give use some great spooky scary stuff.

 

As for Unr3al Gamer's post... I don't recognize the director.

[GuyNamedEarl 1,332]

What would the MLP movie be like if your favorite director directed it?

 

My favorite director is Quentin Tarintino, so there would be lots of over the top dialouge, cursing, and violence. Twilight Sparkle would use her magic to be a total bad ass, Rarity would use her boquet is a drug front, AJ would be apart of the Mafia, Pinkie would be the crazy one, Fluttershy would be the mare out for revenge, and Rainbow Dash would be the athlete on speed... This sort of perversion pleases me.

I was just going to say this xD.

[LHfunk 422]

Hmm. A Jurassic Park-like movie featuring music by John Williams is what I'm imagining. You better know which director I'm thinking of.

[Guest]

Ridley Scott is one of my favourite directors.

 

Celestia is overthrown by Nightmare Moon, who plunges Equestria into eternal night. Twilight's allegiance remains with the deceased Celestia, and she rejects rulership by NM. Consequently, she and her Ponyville friends are sentenced to death. Twilight survives but her friends do not. Brokenhearted she begins to waste away, only to be enslaved by the Changelings who drain her of her remaining love and force her to compete in the arena. As a warrior of the arena, relying on her wits, Twilight makes her way back to Canterlot to compete in NM's reformed version of the Equestria Games and to challenge the tyrant herself...

 

Basically, it's a tale of the princess who became a slave, the slave who became a gladiator, a gladiator who defied Nightmare Moon.

[Black Sabbath 2,486]

Since my favorite director is Micheal Bay, there would probably be a lot of explosions. 

[Buttonmash1973 1,026]

Woody Allen will set the movie in big cities like Manehattan or San Fransiscolt.

[Randimaxis 8,654]

Stanley Kubrick Presents:

 

FULL METAL PONY

 

"I AM... IN A WORLD... OF MANURE!"

"I like you... you can come over to my stable & stud my sister!"

"Me so HORN-y... me magic you LONG time!"

 

THE SHINY

 

"Red rose... RED ROSE..."

"All work & no play make Pinkie Pie a dull pony."

"HEEEEEERE'S PINKIE!"

 

2001: A PONY ODD-YSSEY

 

"Spike, open the pod bay doors..."

"I'm sorry, Twi... I can't let you do that..."

"Twi, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Twi. Will you stop, Twi? Stop, Twilight. I'm afraid."

 

A CLOCKWORK APPLE

 

"It's real funny how them colors of the real world only seem they's really real when you lookit 'em on the screen."

"And wouldja believe it, oh my brothers and only pals? There was yer faithful narrator being held helpless, like a foal in arms, and suddenly realizin' where she was & why home on the gate had looked so gosh-darn familiar, but I knew I was safe. 'Cause in them care-free days, me & my so-called "poogies" wore our masks, which were like really pony-show disguises."

"You needn't take it no further, mister - you've proved to me that all o' this ultrabuckin' and harvestin' is wrong, wrong, and awful wrong." 

[The Extemper 59]

I just thought of what the movie would be like if it was made by John Carpenter. There would be Kurt Russel, Hammy dialouge, cool explosion effects, and a silent but deadly villain.